DISQUS

CapitolFax.com: “You’ve been Nieuked”

  • dk · 3 years ago
    For some strange reason, I may just write in Tim Nieukirk. At least he knows he is a joke.
  • Jaded · 3 years ago
    This answers your QOTD Rich. This ad, along with the "Ricky get off my transam" ad, and the "in bed with your sister" ad are my favorite political ads of the season. I still laugh when I think of "Ricky get of my transam".
  • I.D.O.T. Bleachers · 3 years ago
    The burglar kind of resembled Rod Blagojevich.
  • Rich Miller · 3 years ago
    Actually, "IDOT," I thought the hamburglar looked a lot like John Laesch.
  • OneMan · 3 years ago
    "No Spare me (pause) robble robble" might be the next "Ricky get off of my Trans-AM"
  • Bridget Dooley · 3 years ago
    By golly Rich, the resemblance in uncanny! (see, I'm trying not to swear)
  • leigh · 3 years ago
    Maybe this is the kind of change we need in this state. Or not. You have to admire the guy he has not attacked anyone except the burglar.
  • oh well · 3 years ago
    That is by far the greatest collection of campaign commercials EVER! The one in the bedroom reminds me of Springfield during session. Anything can happen after an evening laced with free alcohol.
  • Peachy · 3 years ago
    Hey, he's not the craziest candidate in the race.
  • doubtful · 3 years ago
    I never thought I'd have the occasion to use the acronym ROTFL on this site. I was wrong.

    ROTFL
  • Walking Wounded · 3 years ago
    This guy's got potential! Just think how the race would be today if he'd only started six months ago. He'd have higher poll numbers than the Green party.
  • leigh · 3 years ago
    Is he going to pull votes from Blago or JBT?
  • Levois · 3 years ago
    He should make diggs of Topinka and Blago. They are really good targets.
  • Pat Collins · 3 years ago
    I wonder if McD might slam them for trademark violation? And did they register as write in candidates?

    You need to do that in this goofy state, you know.
  • Tessa · 3 years ago
    I'm likin' this guy, but his name is so hard to spell. Gonna have to write it down just so I get it right in the booth on voting day, in case I decide to cast my vote his way.....

    By far, he has had the better ads I've seen.
  • Yellow Dog Democrat · 3 years ago
    In '92, we had Ross Perot.

    Thank you Nieukirk for putting the "pot" back in politics.
  • Arthur Andersen · 3 years ago
    YDD, we've already got plenty of "dope" in this campaign.

    -Blago

    -Alexi

    "in the spirit of bipartisanship"

    -"Speedo" Roskam

    -"Without a Trace" Umholtz
  • Deb · 3 years ago
    Vote for Tim, heck yeah!!! It was great to read about your running in the Springfield paper. You go cuz and thanks for saving my vote. I look forward to Thanksgiving dinners in the mansion.