DISQUS

CapitolFax.com: But who’s being muffled?

  • Levois · 2 years ago
    This shop owned by cousins of the infamous Tony Rezko seem to take a nice little distance away from politics.
  • Jake From Elwood · 2 years ago
    "I'm sorry, but we don't carry a catalytic converter strong enough to clean up the noxious emissions of those sort."
  • Rich Miller · 2 years ago
    LOL
  • Rich Miller · 2 years ago
    "Apparently, somebody's not clear on the concept of the witness protection program."
  • The 'Broken Heart' of Rogers P · 2 years ago
    Make big money on this once in a lifetime opportunity. Property for sale, building including.
  • Rich Miller · 2 years ago
    "This is gonna be as big as Panda Express. Bigger!"
  • Louis G. Atsaves · 2 years ago
    The vacant lot next door is owned by Obama? :-)
  • Rich Miller · 2 years ago
    Actually, I think the vacant lot was once occupied by Walker 10-minute Oil Change, but I could be wrong.
  • Leroy · 2 years ago
    That white Pinto in front belongs to Barack Obama. Reko sold it to him well below cost ($99).
  • 312 · 2 years ago
    I'm thinking G-Rod is the one being muffled...
  • Chicago Cynic · 2 years ago
    You don't need a contest, either of yours is great. Here's one more.

    Guaranteed to muffle even the loudest ambition
  • Cal Skinner · 2 years ago
    Stop the comments. No one can top Rich's:

    “Apparently, somebody’s not clear on the concept of the witness protection program.”
  • VanillaMan · 2 years ago
    Free citation with each muffler, uh, white Chevy Citation, that is.
  • Marbley · 2 years ago
    Go right on route 219 and left on dead mans curve and right on over the hill, you will see Rezko Muffler Shop. Enter the rear of the building for the Desert Pole Dance Club no cover charge. See the new owner, bald guy with the mustache for your first free lap dance. See a guy named George for free drinks when he is in town. Have fun!
  • VanillaMan · 2 years ago
    Go to the back of our garage and ask for our "Valentine's Day special".
  • Marbley · 2 years ago
    lol
  • A Citizen · 2 years ago
    Rezko's - For a silence only a true politician can appreciate.
  • Ron Burgundy · 2 years ago
    Wonder if they do wiring?
  • VanillaMan · 2 years ago
    "Our deals are scandalous!"

    "See new manager - Norman Hsu!"
  • VanillaMan · 2 years ago
    "We keep things "hush-hush"!"
  • VanillaMan · 2 years ago
    "Sure - it's tough to get in with our bricked-up doors, but it's been damn easy for the weasels!"
  • Emmet Paloian · 2 years ago
    Chris Kelly did the roof

    You get free Pizza or Chinese food while you wait
  • VanillaMan · 2 years ago
    "Serving governors and president-wanna-bes since 2002."
  • pchappel · 2 years ago
    "We'll keep anything quiet, for the right price"
  • vern · 2 years ago
    Latest recipient in small business development grants from DCEO
  • VanillaMan · 2 years ago
    Today, in a surprising decision, the State of Illinois signed an exclusive contract with Rezko Muffler Shop to service all State of Illinois vehicles.
  • anon · 2 years ago
    Next tollway interchange
  • been there · 2 years ago
    were they far enough west to be in the middle east? the weeds grew at rezko's place in whichever country it is where the head sheik is his buddy because his passport's been taken away by the judge in chicago.
  • Anon · 2 years ago
    Well its an anagram for:
    "Pork Froze Me Flush"
  • Big Beef with Everything · 2 years ago
    "Keeping Everything Quiet For You"
  • Arthur Andersen · 2 years ago
    "Trust the Rezko Touch"
  • anonymiss · 2 years ago
    "Rezko's - We-got-a-guy who can take care of your thing"
  • Establishment Republican · 2 years ago
    "I'm Not Going to Pay a lot for this Official."
  • Jaded · 2 years ago
    An industrious Illinois political reporter recently found the true cash cow of the Rezko Empire in Tombstone, Arizona earlier this week.

    When asked about the success of the business, indicted influence pedler Tony Rezko was quoted as saying "We took all the money allocated for landscaping and used it to buy access to politicians. It was all downhill from there!"
  • MOON · 2 years ago
    Under Blago's leadership this is the only business that has or will come to Illinois. What a briight futue for Illinois.
  • Central Illinoisan · 2 years ago
    Sid Rezko lacked his brother's acumen in dealing with public officials. Thus he had to make an honest living at this auto shop 30 miles outside Flagstaff. Tony tossed him a bone by arranging a contract servicing the county dog pound's vehicles.

    Who am I kidding? Rich won before it started.
  • Papa Legba · 2 years ago
    "Muffler bearings - two for one specials*"

    *Just ask the short hairy gentleman at the donation box about our "special" specials.
  • Too scared. · 2 years ago
    2122 NORTH CLARK STREET (circa 2007).
  • Gracie · 2 years ago
    State offers CTA bailout to postpone service cuts, fare increases meetings were held at this undisclosed locations.
  • Just Sayin' · 2 years ago
    They went to Midas? What were they thinking?
  • Arthur Andersen · 2 years ago
    "CMS leases new Western Regional State Office Building"
  • Roadkill · 2 years ago
    "If you don't keep quiet we got a special concrete muffler that fits snug around your neck. That's whay I learned from my cousin Tony back in Chicago."
  • Marco E. Jacome · 2 years ago
    I have known Mr. Guerra for the last 20 years. He has demonstrated to be an individual with integrity and dedication in benefiting and improving social services in the most underserved communities. His passion and hard work has inspired individuals like me and many other community members.
  • Herself · 2 years ago
    Official site of Patty Blagojevich's wild flower project.
  • Disgusted · 2 years ago
    And now, from the friendly confines of his Ravenswood bunker, sponsored by Tony "Finance Man"
    Rezko, it's Rodd-dd-dddy!!!!!!!