DISQUS

Ken · 11 months ago

I bet if I shaved my head, you'd be as tall as I am.

Oswego Willy · 11 months ago

Lisa: "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, THANK YOU! Gosh you are a whack job!"

Oswego Willy · 11 months ago

"Blago, I knew it was ... You broke my heart!"

ahem · 11 months ago

Lisa to Rod: "Save the last dance for me!"

Rich Miller · 11 months ago

When I said "keep it clean," I also meant "no violent imagery of any kind." Don't force me to monitor this post all day, please. Much work to do today.

How Ironic · 11 months ago

See Jessie, I can hug anyone!

Anonymous Coward · 11 months ago

I know it was you Fredo..

The 'Broken Heart' of Rogers P · 11 months ago

'If you can't get this step right, we'll never make it on Dancing with the Stars..."

ahem · 11 months ago

LOL I think trafficmatt possibly has the winner already.

Joe Schmoe · 11 months ago

As the state's chief law enforcement officer, Lisa Madigan performs the customary pat down before allowing Rod into the Thompson Center.

Lisa to Rod: "Get used to it buddy!"

Zora · 11 months ago

Lisa: My grimacing smile is more radiant than your grimacing smile.

VanillaMan · 11 months ago

"Not bad Lisa, but Barack is a better kisser."

ahem · 11 months ago

Wow. Rich has a very strict definition of "violent!" Maybe trafficmatt could rephrase?

casual observer · 11 months ago

Can you hold still while I get the wire on?

Sweet Polly Purebred · 11 months ago

Ewww - what's that white spot on your lip? You should see a doctor...

VanillaMan · 11 months ago

"Cold! Cold! Cold!"

Sweet Polly Purebred · 11 months ago

"I could have danced all night. I could have danced all night and still have begged for more.."

Ken · 11 months ago

What's a girl have to do to get a footstool around here?

Bluefish · 11 months ago

Can You Feel the Love Tonight? - NOT

Sweet Polly Purebred · 11 months ago

OK, Rod if you insist. I will teach you the "Hokey Pokey"....

South of Sherman · 11 months ago

"I have a message from my godfath-- I mean, my father, Don Madigan. He says if you don't give him what he wants, then all those cute little sick kids and cancer patients will sleep with the fishes. And trust me, you don't want to cross him, capiche?"

South of Sherman · 11 months ago

Or is that considered violent imagery?

Downstate weed chewing hick · 11 months ago

"Paid for By Citizens to Elect Giannoulias Governor"

Siyotanka · 11 months ago

The one I kiss...is the one to arrest and...

wordslinger · 11 months ago

"Goodnight sweetheart, well, it's time to go."

Six Degrees of Separation · 11 months ago

For $1500, Hair Club for Men will order a human-hair toupee worth about $250 and glue it to your head.

Macoupin County Kid · 11 months ago

"And that Miss Madigan is how you give a hickey."

(Seriously, look at the picture, it looks like she's got a huge one on her neck)

VanillaMan · 11 months ago

Lisa: "I think I'm gonna hurl."

Rod: "The hair! The hair! Don't mess with the hair!"

Guy looking away: "Sweet mother of all that's holy!"

Guy with glasses: "Lightening! Incoming!"

Sweet Polly Purebred · 11 months ago

Gov, your pull to talk ring is showing. Let me tuck it in for you. Hope Mattel can hide it better on your Jailhouse Rock action figure.

Huge in Japan · 11 months ago

AG Madigan unsuccessfully tries to wrap her arms around the embattled governorâ€™s ego-inflated delusions of grandeur. â€œCouldnâ€™t do it,â€ she later stated. â€œNot even Inspector Gadget could get his go-go-gadget arms around that amount of psychosisâ€¦â€

Carl Nyberg · 11 months ago

She who never met a corrupt deal she wanted to prosecute hugs he who never met a corrupt deal he could resist partaking of.

VanillaMan · 11 months ago

Photographer: "...my head spinning...my eyes...burning...everything growing darker......."

OneMan · 11 months ago

Future Republican TV Ad background.

Rich Miller · 11 months ago

Again, people, keep it clean. I'll shut the post down if this continues.

washmyhands · 11 months ago

...and taking first prize in Judy Barr Topinka's "Dancing with a Tainted Governor" contest....

tanstaafl · 11 months ago

Anyone know what to do with this wax statue I found it the Gov's Sprinfield Office?

HAIR CLUB FOR MEN · 11 months ago

Is that Brut you are wearing?

Rod Bla-gone-a-vich · 11 months ago

I'm not feeling the love.

Concerned Observer · 11 months ago

Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan places "Indict Me" sign on Governor Rod Blagojevich's back. (undated)

Speaking at Will · 11 months ago

After much thought, I dont think my mind is sharp enough this morning to post a caption on this that would not be deleted.

Captain Flume · 11 months ago

What was she thinking?!

-or-

Lisa: "What the hell is that THING coming out of your right ear???"

-or-

Lisa (thinking): "Hmmm, no wire here."
Rod (thinking): "Hmmm, no wire here."

Dan the Man · 11 months ago

When I said the senate seat was going to cost you 50 big smackers, I really meant cash...

wordslinger · 11 months ago

R: "I have to go away for a while. Maybe a long while. Promise me that you'll write."

L: "You can read?"

Macoupin County Kid · 11 months ago

"After much thought, I dont think my mind is sharp enough this morning to post a caption on this that would not be deleted."

Good call. I found out the same thing the hard way.....

Vote Quimby! · 11 months ago

Second try: "Let's show JBT how you really polka in Illinois."

Amuzing Myself · 11 months ago

Rod thinking: "You've got to be kidding me...did she not see my polka ad?!"

curoius george · 11 months ago

Yep, you still have that monkey on your back ...

Amuzing Myself · 11 months ago

Rod thinking: "Hug me now. You'll hate me when I beat you in 2010."

Sweet Polly Purebred · 11 months ago

R: Another time, another place .....
under his breath: I knew I should have married a Madigan and not a Mell ...

Nearly Normal · 11 months ago

Future gubenatorial candidate and future federal prison inmate engage in a little tense but polite air kissing.

Lisa: Thanks a lot Rod. Anything I do as governor will look great after what you have done.

The still delusional Rod: Lisa, Lisa, I didn't know you cared! But, you still don't know the half of it.

dupage progressive · 11 months ago

Madigan & Blago opt for the WWF throw-down match in 2010.

btw -- Macoupin, that's her hair, not a hickey -- look closer.

stix1972 · 11 months ago

I think I would be banned if I came up with a caption

stix1972 · 11 months ago

"My Cell room or Your Cell Room"

Sweet Polly Purebred · 11 months ago

R: Will it hurt? Will it take long?
L: The Vulcan Mind Meld? No. Yours' shouldn't take a second.

cynically anonymous · 11 months ago

RB: They told me a good campaigner should hug and kiss as many children as possible to win over the parents. This better work!

ahem · 11 months ago

Patti (pulling Rod's left hand): "Enough with this Madigan-hugging stuff! Let's go!"

In the Land of Silos and Cows · 11 months ago

Rod: "Et tu, Lisa, et tu?"

Annon · 11 months ago

Music: "The more we work together, together, together, the more we work together the happier we'll be."

Paid for by anyone running against Madigan.

tanstaafl · 11 months ago

Rod, the vote was to impeach you, not appease you.

Shelbyville · 11 months ago

This is the breath test. No, he's not drinking.

anon · 11 months ago

he's clean, (not carrying a concealed weapon)

Heartless Libertarian · 11 months ago

*Every rose has its thorn... just like every night has its dawn...*

ggd380 · 11 months ago

Taffeta, darling!

Plutocrat03 · 11 months ago

Sorry Rod, I can't seem to find your coin slot for campaign donations.....

Speaking at Will · 11 months ago

LM - "Burp baby, Burp....smells like someone needs to be changed"

Rob_N · 11 months ago

...I'm surprised there haven't been more:

"What was she thinking?"
Downstate and OneMan hit the nail on the head.

Prison Bound · 11 months ago

Blago hugs one last female before prison sentence begins..............

Ernest T. Bass · 11 months ago

Sniff, Sniff. Blago, you stink.

Anon14 · 11 months ago

Madigan: "And that makes four, can you believe I hugged all four corrupt governors of this state!"

Sweet Polly Purebred · 11 months ago

Remember, $20 on #5 in the 8th.

Just My Opinion · 11 months ago

Lisa to Rod: You need to go to Florida for a couple of days so you can get a tan like Fritchey's.

I'mTellingYou · 11 months ago

Either: My god! The things one has to do to climb the political latter.

Sweet Polly Purebred · 11 months ago

Wow, is that the new Tat?

Ghost · 11 months ago

Lmad: "Put your hands behind your back. You have the right to an atttorney. If you can not afford an atorney then, well, your out of luck!"

Gregor · 11 months ago

NOBODY puts Baby in the corner!!!!!

(Now I..... had... the time of my life.......)

Jake from Elwood · 11 months ago

Are you sure this picture wasn't photoshopped? Is Rod's head really that much larger than Lisa's?

Bassboy · 11 months ago

LM: "I need to get this "growth" removed..."

Pot calling kettle · 11 months ago

Clearly photoshopped.

King of West Texas · 11 months ago

This is the most uncomfortable I've ever been. Except that time those wiley federal escorted me out of my house. Dag nabbit, those guys and their pranks.

Huh? You mean I really got arrested? I thought that was MJM pulling a fast one. Perhaps I should start to temper my public statements.

Pot calling kettle · 11 months ago

How to place a wire on a Governor...

Anon · 11 months ago

LM: If you don't get on that plane for Lisbon, you'll regret it. Maybe not today or tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.

King of West Texas · 11 months ago

So a rabbi, a monk and a rastafarian walk into a bar... Stop me if you've heard this one.

King of West Texas · 11 months ago

So what you do, is you put a little gel in, but not too much. Then you tease it with a pick exactly 27 times. No more. No less, and pay attention now because this is important. You have to hold your head nearly upside down. I'd say at about a hundred and sixty five degree angle, when you blow dry it. That's how you get it lookin' this good.

King of West Texas · 11 months ago

RRB: Oh my god, maybe she's not my sworn enemy.

LM: If this guy's not behind bars when I run I owe the office pool quite a bit of money.

Zora · 11 months ago

Gotta say, Vanilla Man @ 9:15am made me laugh out loud. Best captions for the peripheral guys yet.

Anon · 11 months ago

Every girl's dream -- I'm actually kissing Mayor Daley!

Courser · 11 months ago

"I love it when you qoute Tennyson."

Macoupin County Kid · 11 months ago

"Governor B, you just got Punk'd."

HoBoSkillet · 11 months ago

LM - "If I close my eyes and think of George Clooney I might be able to hug him..."

been there · 11 months ago

"Now that Mom gave me all that sanitizing spray I should be able to manage cleaning up after this.

I knew just the Baby Wipes weren't strong enougn."

Reality is · 11 months ago

Looks like you will need a size 38 straight jacket.

zatoichi · 11 months ago

He even smells like sweat!

Louis G. Atsaves · 11 months ago

"Rod, don't you shower after jogging?"

Cell · 11 months ago

Don't worry Rod, George will be a very nice roommate.

SpfldJimbo · 11 months ago

I was right! There is a hole, clean through there.

Scooby · 11 months ago

Oh ... my ... god!!! Is that Bradley with a tie on?

stix1972 · 11 months ago

Do not drop the soap.

anonymice · 11 months ago

(FUTURECAM EXCLUSIVE) Seeing that the governor had escaped the bailiffs following pronouncement of the guilty verdicts, valiant Attorney General Madigan tackled and wrestled Blagojevich to the ground after he attempted to flee by jogging away.

Pot calling kettle · 11 months ago

Last year at Halloween, in an attempt to frighten her husband Rod, Patti Blagojovich dressed up like Lisa Madigan. She forgot that Rod thinks everyone is his friend. So, instead of the intended girlie shriek she wanted, Patti ended up with f*****g gratitude instead.

Been There · 11 months ago

This is all Jesse Jrs. fault for starting all this hugging stuff during the convention. Probably every democrat in the state has one of these types of pictures of them with the governor thanks to him.

The Horse · 11 months ago

No winners in the bunch.... sorry I missed the deleted ones...lol....

Captain Flume · 11 months ago

RB: "Here's not looking at you, kid."

OurMagician · 11 months ago

I love a man who can quote Tennyson!

From the Sidelines · 11 months ago

LM: Thank you for keeping attorneys employed during these hard economic times.

From the Sidelines · 11 months ago

LM: Everyone always says he has a inflated ego but I didn't think they meant that his head is literally inflated.

Angry Chicagoan · 11 months ago

LM: And if we just pull the governor down a bit this way . . . like so . . . we can see into his ear and out the other side!

DHee · 11 months ago

RB: "I look so much better in my tight black spandex jogging suit."

JakeCP · 11 months ago

This had to have been in 2002? There's a smile on her face for crying out loud. Wow.

Jimbo · 11 months ago

Good news. I've sold all of your suits, ties, shoes, shirts, socks and cufflinks to Al Franken!

Captain America · 11 months ago

" A spoonfull of sugar makes the medicine go down." or

"So long,farewell,auf wiedersehen,goodbye!"

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