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Say WHAT? — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:53:26 -0000

Thank you - thank you very much. INSERT ANY ELVIS SONG HERE (off key, unfortunately)

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Wage Slave — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:08:19 -0000

What Budget???

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Papa Legba — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:26:06 -0000

Hey! How come my microphone isn't plugged into anything like yours are?

It's OK Guv. It's a wireless microphone. Only the best for you. Tee-hee-hee.

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dupage progressive — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:17:13 -0000

"I don't care if I EVER come back..."

(and playing the part of the billy goat -- MJM)

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Sprinflield Watcher — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:56:47 -0000

The curse of the goat

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How 'bout this for a lyric? — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:33:10 -0000

and the fans sang "and its one two three strikes you're OUT blaggo" at the old ballgame

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Anonymous — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:27:31 -0000

take me out of the process...take me out of the game...buy me some whiskey and cracker jacks...i dont care of they ever come back...for it root root root for the healthcare

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Tessa — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:12:34 -0000

"You're not recording this, are you?"

"Nothing that I say here is on the record."

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ChokingCub — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:01:20 -0000

I am proud to be associated with such a great organization that has an excellent history of losing. I am doing my best to take your excellent tradition into the Office of the Governor. How am I doing?

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Just another of his peons — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:35:30 -0000

Hey, I'm not goofing off - I'm doing research...
'It doesn't matter that it takes the Cubs 14 innings to win the game, the important thing....'

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Concerned Voter — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:17:18 -0000

Wow, the crowd is a little light today Chip and Steve. Since we didn't pass a budget, I guess those CTA budget cuts affected some people getting to the park today? Oh, and others were to afraid to drive on some of the roads and bridges because we didn't come up with a capital improvement program?

Hey, what happened to the electricity? Oh, the cubs couldn't afford that last electric bill.

That's okay, I'll buy everyone a round from my new pay raise. What how much for that beer? It went up because the distributors passed there new GRT taxes on to the consumers by raising prices!?

Holy Cow!

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Concerned Voter — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:06:56 -0000

First, yes it's an old photo, but that never stopped anyone from having some fun now did it?

Thanks Truth for the inspiration

"- Truth - Wednesday, Aug 22, 07 @ 1:31 pm:
The Cubs trail 3-2 and itâ€™s Mike Madiganâ€™s fault."
And as Governor of this state, it is within my powers to take my magic pen to the official scorecard. Emil, can you hand me my magic pen. I'll just take runs from the Cardinals and give them to the Cubs so the CUBS WIN!

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Bill — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:42:10 -0000

...And if I pull a muscle while jogging I just go right to the Cubs clubhouse and their trainer takes care of me just like I was one of the players...

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It's Broken — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:26:16 -0000

Rod outsmarts everyone by teleporting back to a time when he wasn't afraid to appear in public.

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irishmom07 — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:22:28 -0000

Taking care of business (not)

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MIDSTATE — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:11:41 -0000

Well gov. how is the budget going?

I'am working hard for the people of Illinois. I have this vision, and Emil and I have this plan to fund it.

What are you going to sell now Gov? The Cubs?

No No, I wasn't sure we owned the Cubs, but we have a RFP out there. No we were thinking of selling everything south of I-80 to fund my VISION.

Gov. why and the he!! would you do that?

Well the VISION is to insure all Illinois, and since most of Illinois population is north of I-80 my crack staff thought it was such a good idea, they went on vacation.

Well Gov. I think your out to lunch, lets go to a break so I can @##!!!! this #&@$%#^$.

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Gregor — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 18:50:26 -0000

"Governor, you don't normally wear a batting helmet up here, and yours isn't even blue... oh, wait, nevermind..."

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Ron Burgundy — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 18:50:25 -0000

*looking at his poll numbers*

Wow, this Bartman guy must be really popular!

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getting too old for this — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 18:31:15 -0000

Well, Steve, the Cubs have been doing a good job in pitching to the Indians today...wait, that reminds me, I have to leave for a fundraiser!

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Da Gov — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 18:23:22 -0000

Hi, Rich - thanks for posting my photo. I'm going to sell Wrigley to pay for some irrelevant, excess spending plan. What's that you say - the State doesn't own it? Well, I'll leave those details to my crack staff.

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Gish — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 18:20:49 -0000

"Speaker Madigan needs to quit playing games with the livelihoods of honest and hard-working peanut and crakerjack eaters of Illinois. He needs to send me a budget I can approve of so we can provide these good citizens the peanuts and crackerjack they deserve.'

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annon — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 18:04:44 -0000

no caption here but all i can say is good god rod...states in trouble, filan's on vacation and still no signed budget and he's taking another afternoon off ??????????????

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zatoichi — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 18:02:00 -0000

Go, Sox, Go!

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Old Elephant — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 17:44:37 -0000

I vote: dc 3:55 p.m.

We cannot impose three strike rules on working men and women and then let those corrupt, insider-dealing corporations get a walk with four balls.

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Shallow Pharnyx — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 17:43:38 -0000

SOLD. Wrigley Field sold to the highest bidder!