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CapitolFax.com: Caption Contest!

  • So Ill · 2 years ago
    A muggle accosts Lord Voldemort...wait...
  • Sponge! · 2 years ago
    was this the photo bill black was talking about on the floor? i was hoping for larger eyes from maddygin!
  • Commonsense in Illinois · 2 years ago
    Waiting patiently for their turns, two contestants for next season's American Idol break into a snappy duet of "My Way"
  • StatehouseWag · 2 years ago
    "Ehhhhhhhhhhh!"

    "Ohhhhhhhhhhh!"
  • Anon · 2 years ago
    Mr. Madigan, are you SURE you don't want to take Mr. McKenna's place?
  • Wheels Up · 2 years ago
    Hey Mike! What's up with Governor Blagojevich? He buzzed my cattle last week, flying so low.
    Who's he hiding from?
  • The 'Broken Heart' of Rogers P · 2 years ago
    Floydsaid....> "What's up with the Governor? He buses us from Granite City and didn't even serve us a box lunch. And you know what? He promised.

    Mike Madigan said...> "Don't ask me Floyd, he promised me he was a democrat.
  • Jaded · 2 years ago
    Metro East resident gets one on one tutorial on his Speaker Madigan impersonation.
  • In the know · 2 years ago
    Cubs! Sox!!!!
  • Plutocrat03 · 2 years ago
    Give me back my wallet!!!!!
  • wrigs · 2 years ago
    MJM:My hands NEVER move like that when I talk!!
  • publius · 2 years ago
    honest to god, mr. speaker, rod says his are this big.
  • Shelbyville · 2 years ago
    Yes, you have to pay for the cab, like everyone else!
  • Redbyyrd · 2 years ago
    A Metro East man Monday accuses House Speaker Michael Madigan of using a parliamentary manuever to steal an apple out of his outstretched hand.
  • Really? · 2 years ago
    ILL
    INI
  • Dollar USA · 2 years ago
    Mr. Madigan, if you are a Repub Rod must be a Marxs.
  • Grasshopper · 2 years ago
    When you snatch the pebble from my hand, it is time for you to leave.
  • ChicagoDem · 2 years ago
    "Talk to me Mr. Speaker, I just want to know one thing...are you really a Repubican?...I want an answer! Because if you are...me and my contingency of Ministers from Chicago will 'storm' the House, and I will personally sit in your Chair!!
  • Dan, a voter · 2 years ago
    "Your'e killin me Smalls, your'e killin me"!!!!!!!!
  • Belle · 2 years ago
    And now a scene from Michael Moore's "Politico!".
  • Annie Nomous · 2 years ago
    MM: "Sir, try to understand my position. I just told one hundred angry South Side ministers they couldn't enter House chambers. I'm not about to make an exception for one little league coach from Mount Greenwood."
  • Values Matter · 2 years ago
    "But, please Mr. Speaker, won't you sign this petition endorsing Dennis Kucinich for President."

    "Ohh, nooo, I couldn't do that. I don't do national politics."
  • Six Degrees of Separation · 2 years ago
    MM: "You look a lot like that rock star Syverson brought down from Rockford - except he had cooler shoes!"
  • Anon · 2 years ago
    Wow. Have you seen this in Crains.

    http://chicagobusiness.com/cgi-bin/news.pl?id=2...
  • Tom · 2 years ago
    "Tastes great!!"

    "Less filling!!!"
  • bored now · 2 years ago
    whatcha talking about, willis?
  • Ghost · 2 years ago
    Please sir, may I have some more?
  • hollyringo · 2 years ago
    FARMER: "Cough it up!"
    MAD:"You know I got the money...I just need a little more time!"
  • Give Me A Break · 2 years ago
    Last name Madigan, you related to that little women that got off the plane with you?
  • A Citizen · 2 years ago
    A Straight Flush beats a Full House unless you flush the gov.
  • South of I-80 · 2 years ago
    Hey Mikey,.......... rock, paper, scissors?!?!?!?
  • South of I-80 · 2 years ago
    Mr. Speaker, you see it's like this, I've got this appeal before the PTAB.............
  • Chambananon · 2 years ago
    30 years later, Felix and Oscar are still arguing all over the House.
  • Rockford Rant · 2 years ago
    Guy in Cap: "How long do you think it will be before Governor Blagojevich is indicted?"

    Speaker Madigan: "Who?"
  • RightGirl · 2 years ago
    Read my lips Speaker, "No new taxes"
  • Huh? · 2 years ago
    Guy in cap - hey you promised . . . . .

    Madigan - all bets are off, look what I have to work with . . .
  • Ahem · 2 years ago
    "NO SPEAKA ITALIANO! NO SPEAKA ITALIANO!"
  • Check this out · 2 years ago
    Here is a link to an even better picture with the same guy sticking his finger in his nose. Tee-shirts on sale from Post Dispatch for $19.95

    http://stltoday.mycapture.com/mycapture/enlarge...
  • Disgusted · 2 years ago
    Check this out:

    So much for a celebratory fly-around on utility rates easement. Why are we not surprised!
  • Sahims2 · 2 years ago
    Whachu talkin' about Willis?
  • bassman · 2 years ago
    Constituent: "You gotta give me that...its possible, right!? Its possible...eh!?"

    MM: "All right...well, maybe, I dunno...Alfred P. Newman I can go along with, but I don't think he's MAD..."
  • Dozer · 2 years ago
    wax on, wax off

    wax on, wax off