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Re: Caption contest!

Benevolent Dictator — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:57:52 -0000

BO: It's easy, Rod, if you look on the map, Chicago is here and Springfield is just down the road here.

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Tom — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:01:46 -0000

You know Rod, that thing with Resko could have cost me the election and now you want a favor? You are truly one of a kind. But seriously, no cabinet position, no pardon and yes, no job for Patty

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Ronnie Gardocki — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:05:49 -0000

2 peas in a pod

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good ol' country boy — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:28:00 -0000

Yours is really that beeping big? Gosh mine isn't....

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good ol' country boy — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:24:58 -0000

Obama-- You see Gov, the feds can take a recorder about this size, and attach it to your phones and record conversations you are having on incoming and outgoing calls.

Rod--Really! Wow...Gosh Barack sure wish I would have known that. I sure would have watched what I said on the phone. Hey you think maybe you could give me one of those pardons?

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Marianne — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:04:15 -0000

I have 2:

1. "Text Me?"

2. "I tried dogmeat, too!"

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FLOUNDER — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:47:22 -0000

BUSINESS AS USUAL,AND I HAVE ETHICS YOO!

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jimbo — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:33:04 -0000

Yeah Rod, I really think you should take that ethics test all employees under you take. Oh, and for a change pay attention!

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Can't Use My Nickname — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:07:21 -0000

And I asked Rezko for only "this much of his property" by the side of my house......and Rezko gave me a great price.

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Steve — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:52:49 -0000

Remember that place on W. Division street?

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DHee — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:40:48 -0000

Jim @ 11:23 can't be topped.

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Ahem — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:22:16 -0000

Barack: "You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!"

Rod: "Oh, look, a camera! Take my picture!"

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Suburban Republican — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:14:43 -0000

Have you seen Oprah lately?

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Eileen Left — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:05:15 -0000

Show me your Obamas!

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Terrence — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:00:55 -0000

Vose's corndogs are at least this long...

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Desert Dweller — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:53:10 -0000

5....5 dollar....5 dollar foot long.

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W Thomas Payne — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:47:20 -0000

Rod, that mustard stain is NEVER coming out of these pants.

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Speaking at Will — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:35:05 -0000

BHO: (circa 2002)

Rod, I would like you to do an extensive under cover study of the Judicial and Corrections system in Illinois over the next 6 or 8 years. I dont care how you handle it, but get back to me on what you find once your done.

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Larry Mullholland — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:14:28 -0000

BO: "I am gonna tell em that you are just a guy in the from the (bleepin) neighborhood".... bbbwwwwaaaa hhaaahaa

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plutocrat03 — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:17:18 -0000

.... and the I will say that I will be selling your seat....

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Ken — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:12:45 -0000

Pardon Me

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Throw me a bone..... — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:11:59 -0000

And get this....I blame it all on Patti

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Anon-13 — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:07:20 -0000

You have to give me more than a *bleeping* five dollar foot long. How about some appreciation?

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sneaker — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:59:43 -0000

RB "So you can get me in the same cell with George - right?"
BO "Are you talking to me?."

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Prison Bound — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:44:06 -0000

RB: What should I drop in the prison shower first, the soap or my towel?