Why is she wearing my crown? No, wait -- thats a tiarra. Never mind.
Anonymous
· 2 years ago
He still looks better than Rod did at the Cubs game
blah blah blah blah
· 2 years ago
That's not my wife is it?, good let's get going, honey!
Burt Parks
· 2 years ago
Daley: "So, what's it like to be first runner-up? Because I've never been second... well, that one time, but we never speak of it..."
Rich Miller
· 2 years ago
"14 photo ops today, 6 more to go. I should've stayed in Brazil."
decaturboy
· 2 years ago
I could have had a V8.
David Starrett
· 2 years ago
"She's mine, mine I tell you!"
Anonymundo
· 2 years ago
Look away, don't stare. Look away, don't stare...
Anon
· 2 years ago
Take that, Antonio Villaraigosa!
oneman
· 2 years ago
So Ms Illinois woman, what the heck is that
Suburbs
· 2 years ago
She's got nothing on Chicago's St. Patrick's Day Queen.
Commonsense in Illinois
· 2 years ago
Where's Maggie, Where's Maggie, Where's Maggie...
Siyotanka
· 2 years ago
Just put your lips together...stick your tongue out and blow realy hard...you make this funny sound that goes...Phlluuuup!
i d
· 2 years ago
Wonder if anyone notices that she's squeezing my right buttock?
Wumpus
· 2 years ago
No I am not the gov, you have no chance.
Arthur Andersen
· 2 years ago
Daley:" So, Miss, you tell Blagojevich that if he tells that story about the SUV and being mistaken for me one more time, I'm gonna kick his a**!"
Ms.So.IL: "Who's Blagojevich?"
so-called "Austin Mayor"
· 2 years ago
Mayor Daley reacted with surprise when aids informed him that his photo with Miss Illinois Woman would be followed by a photo with Mister Illinois Woman.
-- SCAM
Conway Titty
· 2 years ago
"...My kinda town..."
Jimbo
· 2 years ago
A dumbstruck Mayor Richard M. Daley staring in disbelief as his 'Indictment Dodging' talent act failed land him the title, Ms. Woman Illinois of 2007. Standing beside him, this year's winner, who dazzled the crowd by being able to bring Madigan, Blagojevich, and Jones into a single room without any shots being fired.
Democrat
· 2 years ago
Daley: I sure thought I would win..I always win it must have been fixed.
Tom
· 2 years ago
"I'm tired of all these Dagos winning beauty pageants."
BigBob
· 2 years ago
Yep. She is definately qualified. How do I hire this girl. Damn. Where is Sorich when I really need him.
Ahem
· 2 years ago
"If my tongue keeps swelling like this I won't be able to say anything from the dais. HA! HAhahaHa! Ha! Hahaha! I crack myself up!"
silentk
· 2 years ago
Daley: "I'd love to introduce you to the Governor, but he has to reside in Springfield tonight."
unclesam
· 2 years ago
In trying to avoid another beauty pagent scandal, Miss IL Woman refers to this man as her "uncle."
potomac fever
· 2 years ago
I knew I shouldn't have had that Hummus from Pars Cove at the Taste of Chicago
Beerman
· 2 years ago
umm young lady I believe the bathrooms are on your left.
North by Northwest
· 2 years ago
Did my Dad ever have to do this?
AKA
· 2 years ago
Where's the Nun! This isn't the Nun!!!
South of I-80
· 2 years ago
Rod, this may get you back on the State plane, but I don't think so!
Pingback
· 2 years ago
A twofer:
1. I got a guy who can make you a nice tiara out of wrought iron.
2. I didn't realize that Miss Illinois Woman had a "butterface" division
He makes Ryan Look like a Sain
· 2 years ago
"I am going to get the frying pan for this one!!"
Richard Clinton
· 2 years ago
"I did not have relations with that women!"
wow
· 2 years ago
Lady you have your hand on my ........
oh yes
· 2 years ago
No, I'm not Rod.
Team Sleep
· 2 years ago
I gotta go low-brow:
"Alright! Who broke wind?!"
Jazzbeaux Beiderbecke
· 2 years ago
"...It's good to be king..."
Ron Burgundy
· 2 years ago
"Why am I here? This is silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly."
A Citizen
· 2 years ago
Hay, baby! Want some vintage pretax chocolate?
irishpirate
· 2 years ago
Dammit, that's my crown. I am the LEPRECHaun King.
Silly, silly silly.
prairiestatedem
· 2 years ago
Illinois Woman sure is a goofy name for a minority owned trucking firm
Papa Legba
· 2 years ago
Here, look, this is my Blago face when he is asked a question that wasn't scripted for him.
Boone Logan Square
· 2 years ago
That's a fine looking nun.
Save a horse, Ride a Harley
· 2 years ago
Is that Hot Rod over there, he's supposed to be in Springfield.
Sahims2
· 2 years ago
"Could you put your swimsuit back on? I missed that part of the competition."
All Comments
Ms.So.IL: "Who's Blagojevich?"
-- SCAM
1. I got a guy who can make you a nice tiara out of wrought iron.
2. I didn't realize that Miss Illinois Woman had a "butterface" division
"Alright! Who broke wind?!"
Silly, silly silly.