http://capitolfaxcom.disqus.com/NoneenWed, 18 Jul 2007 01:07:35 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110465<p>Did you need Victor Reyes to get elected too?</p>SnurtWed, 18 Jul 2007 01:07:35 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110464<p>"Could you put your swimsuit back on? I missed that part of the competition."</p>Sahims2Wed, 18 Jul 2007 00:15:30 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110463<p>Is that Hot Rod over there, he's supposed to be in Springfield.</p>Save a horse, Ride a HarleyTue, 17 Jul 2007 22:52:29 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110462<p>That's a fine looking nun.</p>Boone Logan SquareTue, 17 Jul 2007 22:17:44 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110461<p>Here, look, this is my Blago face when he is asked a question that wasn't scripted for him.</p>Papa LegbaTue, 17 Jul 2007 21:32:20 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110460<p>Illinois Woman sure is a goofy name for a minority owned trucking firm</p>prairiestatedemTue, 17 Jul 2007 19:47:11 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110459<p>Dammit, that's my crown. I am the LEPRECHaun King.</p><p>Silly, silly silly.</p>irishpirateTue, 17 Jul 2007 19:35:44 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110458<p>Hay, baby! Want some vintage pretax chocolate?</p>A CitizenTue, 17 Jul 2007 18:43:36 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110457<p>"Why am I here? This is silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly."</p>Ron BurgundyTue, 17 Jul 2007 18:41:13 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110456<p>"...It's good to be king..."</p>Jazzbeaux BeiderbeckeTue, 17 Jul 2007 17:46:18 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110455<p>I gotta go low-brow:</p><p>"Alright! Who broke wind?!"</p>Team SleepTue, 17 Jul 2007 17:39:39 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110454<p>No, I'm not Rod.</p>oh yesTue, 17 Jul 2007 17:26:04 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110453<p>Lady you have your hand on my ........</p>wowTue, 17 Jul 2007 17:24:09 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110452<p>"I did not have relations with that women!"</p>Richard ClintonTue, 17 Jul 2007 17:16:01 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110451<p>"I am going to get the frying pan for this one!!"</p>He makes Ryan Look like a SainTue, 17 Jul 2007 17:05:53 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110450<p>A twofer:</p><p>1. I got a guy who can make you a nice tiara out of wrought iron.</p><p>2. I didn't realize that Miss Illinois Woman had a "butterface" division</p>PingbackTue, 17 Jul 2007 17:05:20 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110449<p>Rod, this may get you back on the State plane, but I don't think so!</p>South of I-80Tue, 17 Jul 2007 16:52:31 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110448<p>Where's the Nun! This isn't the Nun!!!</p>AKATue, 17 Jul 2007 16:44:50 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110447<p>Did my Dad ever have to do this?</p>North by NorthwestTue, 17 Jul 2007 16:41:51 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110446<p>umm young lady I believe the bathrooms are on your left.</p>BeermanTue, 17 Jul 2007 16:41:18 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110445<p>I knew I shouldn't have had that Hummus from Pars Cove at the Taste of Chicago</p>potomac feverTue, 17 Jul 2007 16:31:39 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110444<p>In trying to avoid another beauty pagent scandal, Miss IL Woman refers to this man as her "uncle."</p>unclesamTue, 17 Jul 2007 16:27:31 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110443<p>Daley: "I'd love to introduce you to the Governor, but he has to reside in Springfield tonight."</p>silentkTue, 17 Jul 2007 16:26:12 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110442<p>"If my tongue keeps swelling like this I won't be able to say anything from the dais. HA! HAhahaHa! Ha! Hahaha! I crack myself up!"</p>AhemTue, 17 Jul 2007 16:18:52 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/07/17/caption-contest-9/#comment-18110441<p>Yep. She is definately qualified. How do I hire this girl. Damn. Where is Sorich when I really need him.</p>BigBobTue, 17 Jul 2007 16:17:36 -0000