DISQUS

CapitolFax.com: Caption contest!

  • Rich Miller · 2 years ago
    When did the Sun-Times hire Durbin as a columnist?
  • Pot calling kettle · 2 years ago
    Coming in 2008...Reservoir Dogs go to Washington
  • Mark Johnson · 2 years ago
    Is that a Drone Predator?
  • Arthur Andersen · 2 years ago
    Oh, crap. Here come the pigeons, and I'm wearing the new suit I got over the weekend at S & K!
  • Me · 2 years ago
    Is that Blago flying on the state plane againg??!!!
  • Anon from BB · 2 years ago
    Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's Super Obama!
  • Louie Vega · 2 years ago
    "I hope my shadow reflects my human side and not my true reptilian figure"
  • Rich Miller · 2 years ago
    "An Associated Press analysis concludes that Dick Durbin casts the weirdest shadow in Congres."
  • Jimbo · 2 years ago
    Yes, Mr. Reid, right away Mr. Reid...gosh you're tall and may I say Mr. Reid awfully good looking...
  • Wacker Drive · 2 years ago
    What Dick Durbin looks like from Rod Blagojevich's plane when the pilots let Rod fly.
  • 47th Ward · 2 years ago
    Obama has a bodyman? I don't need no coat-holding lackeys, thank you very much.
  • Northside Bunker · 2 years ago
    Men in Black retiree.
  • HoosierDaddy · 2 years ago
    "You want me to build an ark? You're kidding, right, Lord?"
  • Anon · 2 years ago
    Look at the five of them in there still trying to finish session and I'm going on home.
  • train111 · 2 years ago
    How do I get out of Obama's shadow?
  • Prairie Sage · 2 years ago
    Just a few ... more ... steps ... and I can get out from Barack's shadow. Or is that Simon's?
  • Jimbo · 2 years ago
    Demonstrating his youth and vitality, U.S. Senator Dick Durbin announced today he is walking home for Congress' Thanksgiving recess.
  • Rich Miller · 2 years ago
    By the way, for the worst ever photo of Lisa Madigan click here.
  • Fresh Tracks · 2 years ago
    According to legend, if we see Dick's shadow, there will be thirty-seven more weeks of Blagojevich. If we don't see Dick's shadow, there will be thirty-seven more weeks of Blagojevich.
  • Jake From Elwood · 2 years ago
    What is Al Gore doing up there in the tree? Is he holding his Oscar up in the sunlight again?
  • Anonymous · 2 years ago
    There he is, Mr. Vice-President. You're cleared to open fire!
  • kimsch · 2 years ago
    The light! It's too bright! Can't be having any sunshine here.
  • kimsch · 2 years ago
    Rich, are you supposed to be entering your own contest?
  • Pot calling kettle · 2 years ago
    "I sure am glad cows can't fly."
  • Pot calling kettle · 2 years ago
    "I knew we shouldn't have let the western states take water from Lake Michigan."
  • Walt Disney · 2 years ago
    Next to Obama - He's becoming the "Incredible Shrinking Senator"
  • Six Degrees of Separation · 2 years ago
    Rich,

    Please check your pic file - are you sure that isn't one of the daughters of Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos? Caption: "What happened to all of Mom's shoes? I can't find them anywhere!"
  • Ghost · 2 years ago
    Sunlight reveals Dick Durbin to be a trumpet playing monkey on a mans shoulders
  • Ghost · 2 years ago
    For bonus Points...caption for the Lisa Madgian photo

    Dhur!
  • He makes Ryan Look like a Sain · 2 years ago
    Lisa----
    They said my Dad and mom did WHAT on Halloween???
  • goon · 2 years ago
    "Senator Durbin admires the Balzekas Museum of Lithuanian Culture"
  • piper · 2 years ago
    "Hmmm.......Is that a UFO?? Maybe I should ask Dennis Kucinich!!"
  • God's Country · 2 years ago
    Lisa--


    "My precious"
  • Trafficmatt · 2 years ago
    Sen. Durbin watches as a hole suddendly appears above him in the O-zone layer after Gov. Blagojevich's personal hair stylist gets done putting on the fifth can of hair spray.
  • Jimbo · 2 years ago
    Lisa: "Then you suck in your breath and hold it in for as long as you can..."
  • The Mad Hatter · 2 years ago
    Ooops, is that a red light camera? Hope they don't issue tickets for jaywalking.
  • VanillaMan · 2 years ago
    New shadow-tech photography clearly indicates that Dick Durbin is a stick puppet with no spine.
  • zatoichi · 2 years ago
    Years later, Peter Pan still has his shadow sewn on.
  • Highland Online · 2 years ago
    It's raining men!
  • zatoichi · 2 years ago
    Durbin: "Yeow! Could use a little turkey tightening there!"
    LM: "What did Rudolph Durbin say!????".
  • Rich Miller · 2 years ago
    "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
  • DeepFriedOnAStick · 2 years ago
    Lisa,

    Ouch.

    A bad hair day, for sure.

    But a bad neck day, too?!?
  • Les Nessman · 2 years ago
    Mr. Miller wins this contest.

    And now, on to the farm reports.
  • Mr. Cub · 2 years ago
    Popeye's shadow looks like Dick Durbin.
  • Midwest GOP · 2 years ago
    Mr. Durbin, I glanced at your shadow; is that a tax increase in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • unclesam · 2 years ago
    In the midst of the 2008 elections, Durbin prays to God - "Where do I go from here?"

    To which God replies - "To the right."

    Durbin, missing the Lord's shawdow showing him the direction he is to go, Durbin looks to the heavens, thanks God and swithches political parties.
  • Anonymous · 2 years ago
    What do you mean keep it clean? You're the one showing the dirty pictures!
  • Disgusted · 2 years ago
    Sen. Dick: "Oh Lord, I didn't mean to do it!"

    Lisa: This is a girl that needs a good ham sandwich.
  • Moe · 2 years ago
    Hey Barack
  • Sahims2 · 2 years ago
    How'd you get that Harley up there on that high dive anyway?
  • Sahims2 · 2 years ago
    This is my Alan Alda look, how do you like it?
  • Sahims2 · 2 years ago
    Dick Durbin, the Minister of Silly Walks, arrives at his office.