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Re: Caption contest!

Sahims2 — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:51:21 -0000

Dick Durbin, the Minister of Silly Walks, arrives at his office.

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Sahims2 — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:48:15 -0000

This is my Alan Alda look, how do you like it?

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Sahims2 — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:42:51 -0000

How'd you get that Harley up there on that high dive anyway?

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Moe — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:12:02 -0000

Hey Barack

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Disgusted — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:50:09 -0000

Sen. Dick: "Oh Lord, I didn't mean to do it!"

Lisa: This is a girl that needs a good ham sandwich.

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Anonymous — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:16:41 -0000

What do you mean keep it clean? You're the one showing the dirty pictures!

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unclesam — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:30:09 -0000

In the midst of the 2008 elections, Durbin prays to God - "Where do I go from here?"

To which God replies - "To the right."

Durbin, missing the Lord's shawdow showing him the direction he is to go, Durbin looks to the heavens, thanks God and swithches political parties.

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Midwest GOP — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:59:16 -0000

Mr. Durbin, I glanced at your shadow; is that a tax increase in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Mr. Cub — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:17:13 -0000

Popeye's shadow looks like Dick Durbin.

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Les Nessman — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:52:10 -0000

Mr. Miller wins this contest.

And now, on to the farm reports.

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DeepFriedOnAStick — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:38:44 -0000

Lisa,

Ouch.

A bad hair day, for sure.

But a bad neck day, too?!?

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Rich Miller — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:34:04 -0000

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

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zatoichi — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:28:07 -0000

Durbin: "Yeow! Could use a little turkey tightening there!"
LM: "What did Rudolph Durbin say!????".

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Highland Online — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:26:49 -0000

It's raining men!

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zatoichi — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:17:54 -0000

Years later, Peter Pan still has his shadow sewn on.

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VanillaMan — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:15:33 -0000

New shadow-tech photography clearly indicates that Dick Durbin is a stick puppet with no spine.

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The Mad Hatter — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:09:30 -0000

Ooops, is that a red light camera? Hope they don't issue tickets for jaywalking.

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Jimbo — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:06:49 -0000

Lisa: "Then you suck in your breath and hold it in for as long as you can..."

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Trafficmatt — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:54:35 -0000

Sen. Durbin watches as a hole suddendly appears above him in the O-zone layer after Gov. Blagojevich's personal hair stylist gets done putting on the fifth can of hair spray.

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God's Country — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:49:27 -0000

Lisa--

"My precious"

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piper — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:42:29 -0000

"Hmmm.......Is that a UFO?? Maybe I should ask Dennis Kucinich!!"

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goon — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:39:53 -0000

"Senator Durbin admires the Balzekas Museum of Lithuanian Culture"

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He makes Ryan Look like a Sain — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:38:29 -0000

Lisa----
They said my Dad and mom did WHAT on Halloween???

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Ghost — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:36:03 -0000

For bonus Points...caption for the Lisa Madgian photo

Dhur!

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Ghost — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:34:22 -0000

Sunlight reveals Dick Durbin to be a trumpet playing monkey on a mans shoulders