Security! Who is this man and what is he doing in my chamber?
A Citizen
· 2 years ago
I told you "No flatulence in the House".
Six Degrees of Separation
· 2 years ago
The Stare and the Hair.
Larry McKeon
· 2 years ago
"You want my endorsement for a third term? Actually, I was thinking of term limits."
Bill
· 2 years ago
"White Sox!!!!" "CUBS!!!!!"
Anonymous
· 2 years ago
What's He Thinking?
Tom
· 2 years ago
With a budget stalemate looming Blagojevich and Madigan settle things with a winner-take-all staredown.
Rich Miller
· 2 years ago
"Bears Fan," that was pretty darned funny, but it violates the posting rules, so I had to delete it. sorry.
summer
· 2 years ago
Let's get ready to rummmmble!!!!!
Objective Dem
· 2 years ago
"You were serious when you said losing 107-0 is good."
chicountryguy
· 2 years ago
Rich, where/when was the picture taken?
A Citizen
· 2 years ago
Man !! Have you seen the FAST response of Rich Miller's new CapFax System ? I nearly sprained my eyes.
Rich Miller
· 2 years ago
CCG, I have no idea. I found it on the google.
Romance in the Capitol
· 2 years ago
No Caption. Just music in the background..."you never close your eyes anymore...when i kiss...your LIPS!..."
stranger in a strange land
· 2 years ago
Blagojevich: "You work in Springfield? I have a place in Springfield. Huh."
Death & Taxes
· 2 years ago
If looks could kill.
He makes Ryan look like a sain
· 2 years ago
Mike, "I have an idea of how you can win the Century Trophy back....."
MICynic
· 2 years ago
Blago to Madigan -- "Forgive me Daddy, for I have sinned."
anon
· 2 years ago
Less filling! Tastes great!
Reddbyrd
· 2 years ago
I guess that football uniform line was pretty dumb, but I blamed Nix and Harris. Now please don't make me sit in the corner again.
Anonymous
· 2 years ago
It's my pot of gold!
Jack T. Colt
· 2 years ago
Rod: My tie's more expense. Mike: Which speaks volumes about your financial intellect.
True Colours
· 2 years ago
The Master and the Future Inmate
anonymous
· 2 years ago
Let's Make a Deal on Steroids
OneManBlog
· 2 years ago
Rod singing to Mike “But you’re looking through me Like I wasn’t here at all. No reply, there’s no reply at all.
Dance with me, you never dance with me. Ooh, it seems that I can move, I’m close to you, close as I can get.â€
Collin Hitt
· 2 years ago
"Did I get it?"
"No, Governor. It's on your left cheek...your LEFT cheek."
fullfilth
· 2 years ago
your nose looks like pinocchio!
Underdog
· 2 years ago
$4 a gallon in Chicago?
Just Because
· 2 years ago
I told you sooooooo
GOP'er
· 2 years ago
"I'd forgotten just how beautiful you are . . . promise we'll never fight again."
Ahem
· 2 years ago
"Testicular virility, huh?"
Go Linda
· 2 years ago
You wanna do WHAT?!
Beerman
· 2 years ago
Whatchu talking about Willis?
Official "A"
· 2 years ago
Gosh Rod! Your staff wasn't kiddin' when they said you had a pointed head.
Yellow Dog Democrat
· 2 years ago
"Um, Rod, that's my pocket you're picking now."
Rich O.
· 2 years ago
must. not. blink. first.
babs
· 2 years ago
MJM: I was here on time. Where were you? And, wipe that smirk off your face.
Millstadt News Guy
· 2 years ago
What are your plans for June?
shoo
· 2 years ago
Great Scott!! Look at those nose hairs!
Ike
· 2 years ago
The blind leading the bland
Golden Years
· 2 years ago
You can address me as "Your Majesty" Mikey.
A Citizen
· 2 years ago
Golden Gloves, huh?
Little Egypt
· 2 years ago
Rod, Trooper Hairbrush off duty today?
anonymiss
· 2 years ago
Gov: this GRT debate is going to last all day. whaddya say we blow this popstand and get stupid?
Yellow Jelly
· 2 years ago
Mike, didn't anyone tell you it's all about me, me, me, me, me, me etc.
Anonymoose
· 2 years ago
Supercuts, of course. Why? Where do you get yours cut?
Ron Burgundy
· 2 years ago
MJM - "Will you just shut up. Do you remember you proposed keno?"
WTF!
· 2 years ago
Madigan: "What the hell do you mean you want a verification on the resolution?"
Bob
· 2 years ago
Blagojevich: "Remember, you can't spell 'GREAT!' without G-R-T!" Madigan: "I hate you."
i d
· 2 years ago
Blago, "Okay, I'm an idiot".
Tookus
· 2 years ago
Mike if you'd like I can hook you up with these guys I know, A. Rezko, S. Levine, C. Kelly. Rod have you ever considered therapy?
Jechislo
· 2 years ago
You talkin' to me?!! aka De Niro in "Taxi Driver".
Levois
· 2 years ago
This looks like a pro wrestling stare down!
Papa Legba
· 2 years ago
MM - You talkin' ta me? ARE you talkin' ta ME? Now shut up and get three steps behind me like I told you to do and don't address me in public again!
Shelbyville
· 2 years ago
George Ryan always had a good line, "Are you as dumb, as you look?"
THE ORACLE
· 2 years ago
You got backwards Rod. That's what my daughter will do to you...
g-hack
· 2 years ago
MJM: I know it was you Fredo
one of the 35
· 2 years ago
I just kicked your *&%$* clear across the aisle!
ILtoAZ
· 2 years ago
Blago.... I am your father. (star wars)
dupage progressive
· 2 years ago
Dad, how much longer, how much longer? Are we there yet?
Get in the car, shut up & put on your seatbelt. We have a long way to go...
irishpirate
· 2 years ago
Single? Come here often?
romeosatan
· 2 years ago
Governor, at least I'm going to finish my term without going to PRISON.
zatoichi
· 2 years ago
M:You feel lucky today? Well do ya? R:I got to know.
amy
· 2 years ago
ICM or Endeavor?
voyeur
· 2 years ago
i know everyone is watching, but i can't keep it secret any longer.
just kiss me. i don't care who sees us.
Come As Your Are Rod
· 2 years ago
Rod: Do you know what would happen to good looking guy like me in federal prison? Mike: No Rod, What? Rod: !@#$%^&*( !@#$%^&* Mike: Really!
Skeeter
· 2 years ago
"Stuff like this is why I voted for Topinka."
Oak Street Beach
· 2 years ago
R: Patricia locked me out again last night, do you know any good hotels with beds that shake in Springfield? M: Rod you have a home here... long sigh R: But I want a bed that shakes! M: Good Grief!
Northside Rainbow
· 2 years ago
Milo, are familar with chain lighting? No..... Milo please step away from me, NOW! Don't call me Milo!
ANON
· 2 years ago
C'mon, Mike, what will it take for your daughter not to run against me?
Dozer
· 2 years ago
that better not be YOUR hand
Noodles
· 2 years ago
Rock Paper Scissors?
Noodles
· 2 years ago
Let's do it.
Herself
· 2 years ago
"God don't like ugly, Rod."
Saluki Yay-hoo
· 2 years ago
For the 1,000th time Governor, Elvis ain't the king of rock n roll. Jerry Lee Lewis is the man, and if you keep it up, we're gonna have to step outside.
Deep Water
· 2 years ago
Comb your hair back and you would have a worse hair line than I do.
Gregor
· 2 years ago
"I wish I knew how to quit you!"
other movie quotes
· 2 years ago
"Two men enter; one man leaves!" (Thunderdome)
"There can only be one!" (Highlander)
"The BAND, Elwood!" (Blues Brothers)
"Put down that coffee, Governor: coffee is for closers!" (GG/GR)
"Is that the great smell of Brut?"
Hillarious
· 2 years ago
He gave me a look only a mother could give a child....
cheap seats
· 2 years ago
Just how much ozone does that thing on your head deplete every morning?
speakerthis
· 2 years ago
You ever kick my daughter off a case again and I will kick the snot out of you in front of Finkel Steel!!!
ZC
· 2 years ago
Madigan: "107-0."
Rod: "It's just a flesh wound!"
jimlentim
· 2 years ago
Yes, I did pay $400 for this haircut from John Edward's barber.
Huh?
· 2 years ago
Magigan - No you can't have a recount, 107 to nothing isn't going to change to anything in your favor.
BubbaBilly
· 2 years ago
"Pull my finger!"
Concerned Voter
· 2 years ago
Now I know how the general public feels. Governor, could you please get your hands off my wallet!?
Democrat
· 2 years ago
Do I know you ?
Me
· 2 years ago
Marry my daughter? I wouldn't let him make a campaign contribution/christening present to my daughter!
fun in springfield
· 2 years ago
hey jack_ _ _, did you just goose me?
unclesam
· 2 years ago
MJM: "Here's your ass back on a platter just like I promised."
Jack In The Box
· 2 years ago
Those Aren't Pillows!
(From Planes, Trains, and Automobiles)
Beowulf
· 2 years ago
If you had married Lisa instead of Patti, like I had asked you to, I wouldn't have had to treat you so badly. It's a simple concept known as "Marrying the boss's daughter, Stupid."
If It Walks Like A Duck...
· 2 years ago
Irish meets Serbian malocchio.
Huh?
· 2 years ago
Who let you in here?
Lula May
· 2 years ago
Mike to Rod. "Feel lucky punk, make my day ".
Truthful James
· 2 years ago
Stop pouting, and don't let yor hair catch in your eyebrows on the way out.
Highland Online
· 2 years ago
My daughter will be Governor before your daughter.
What are we going to do today
· 2 years ago
They're Pinky and The Brain Yes, Pinky and The Brain One is a genius The other's insane.
All Comments
"CUBS!!!!!"
Tastes great!
Mike: Which speaks volumes about your financial intellect.
“But you’re looking through me
Like I wasn’t here at all.
No reply, there’s no reply at all.
Dance with me, you never dance with me.
Ooh, it seems that I can move,
I’m close to you, close as I can get.â€
"No, Governor. It's on your left cheek...your LEFT cheek."
Madigan: "I hate you."
Rod have you ever considered therapy?
Are we there yet?
Get in the car, shut up & put on your seatbelt.
We have a long way to go...
R:I got to know.
just kiss me. i don't care who sees us.
Mike: No Rod, What?
Rod: !@#$%^&*( !@#$%^&*
Mike: Really!
M: Rod you have a home here... long sigh
R: But I want a bed that shakes!
M: Good Grief!
No.....
Milo please step away from me, NOW!
Don't call me Milo!
"There can only be one!" (Highlander)
"The BAND, Elwood!" (Blues Brothers)
"Put down that coffee, Governor: coffee is for closers!"
(GG/GR)
"Is that the great smell of Brut?"
Rod: "It's just a flesh wound!"
(From Planes, Trains, and Automobiles)
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other's insane.