http://capitolfaxcom.disqus.com/NoneenWed, 16 May 2007 10:41:40 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100667<p>They're Pinky and The Brain<br>Yes, Pinky and The Brain<br>One is a genius<br>The other's insane.</p>What are we going to do today Wed, 16 May 2007 10:41:40 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100666<p>My daughter will be Governor before your daughter.</p>Highland OnlineWed, 16 May 2007 10:23:50 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100665<p>Stop pouting, and don't let yor hair catch in your eyebrows on the way out.</p>Truthful JamesWed, 16 May 2007 08:51:35 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100664<p>Mike to Rod. "Feel lucky punk, make my day ".</p>Lula MayWed, 16 May 2007 08:40:31 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100663<p>Who let you in here?</p>Huh?Wed, 16 May 2007 08:39:06 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100662<p>Irish meets Serbian malocchio.</p>If It Walks Like A Duck...Wed, 16 May 2007 08:00:32 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100661<p>If you had married Lisa instead of Patti, like I had asked you to, I wouldn't have had to treat you so badly. It's a simple concept known as "Marrying the boss's daughter, Stupid."</p>BeowulfWed, 16 May 2007 07:32:06 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100660<p>Those Aren't Pillows!</p><p>(From Planes, Trains, and Automobiles)</p>Jack In The BoxTue, 15 May 2007 23:50:13 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100659<p>MJM: "Here's your ass back on a platter just like I promised."</p>unclesamTue, 15 May 2007 23:49:00 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100658<p>hey jack_ _ _, did you just goose me?</p>fun in springfieldTue, 15 May 2007 22:16:30 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100657<p>Marry my daughter? I wouldn't let him make a campaign contribution/christening present to my daughter!</p>MeTue, 15 May 2007 22:15:30 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100656<p>Do I know you ?</p>DemocratTue, 15 May 2007 22:13:00 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100655<p>Now I know how the general public feels. Governor, could you please get your hands off my wallet!?</p>Concerned VoterTue, 15 May 2007 22:09:07 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100654<p>"Pull my finger!"</p>BubbaBillyTue, 15 May 2007 21:52:46 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100653<p>Magigan - No you can't have a recount, 107 to nothing isn't going to change to anything in your favor.</p>Huh?Tue, 15 May 2007 21:36:09 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100652<p>Yes, I did pay $400 for this haircut from John Edward's barber.</p>jimlentimTue, 15 May 2007 21:13:27 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100651<p>Madigan: "107-0."</p><p>Rod: "It's just a flesh wound!"</p>ZCTue, 15 May 2007 20:42:50 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100650<p>You ever kick my daughter off a case again and I will kick the snot out of you in front of Finkel Steel!!!</p>speakerthisTue, 15 May 2007 20:40:49 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100649<p>Just how much ozone does that thing on your head deplete every morning?</p>cheap seatsTue, 15 May 2007 20:01:53 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100648<p>He gave me a look only a mother could give a child....</p>HillariousTue, 15 May 2007 20:01:36 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100647<p>"Two men enter; one man leaves!" (Thunderdome)</p><p>"There can only be one!" (Highlander)</p><p>"The BAND, Elwood!" (Blues Brothers)</p><p>"Put down that coffee, Governor: coffee is for closers!"<br>(GG/GR)</p><p>"Is that the great smell of Brut?"</p>other movie quotesTue, 15 May 2007 19:40:52 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100646<p>"I wish I knew how to quit you!"</p>GregorTue, 15 May 2007 19:35:58 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100645<p>Comb your hair back and you would have a worse hair line than I do.</p>Deep WaterTue, 15 May 2007 19:28:42 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100644<p>For the 1,000th time Governor, Elvis ain't the king of rock n roll. Jerry Lee Lewis is the man, and if you keep it up, we're gonna have to step outside.</p>Saluki Yay-hooTue, 15 May 2007 19:21:28 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2007/05/15/caption-contest-5/#comment-18100643<p>"God don't like ugly, Rod."</p>HerselfTue, 15 May 2007 19:17:28 -0000