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Re: Ground him?

Buffnut — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:11:30 -0000

How about this for a t-shirt idea? from the Elton John song Mama Can't Buy You Love.

Madigan don't want you, Daley don't want you
Give it up Blago, Illinois wonâ€™t buy your healthcare plan
Hillary don't want you, Obama don't need you
Give it up Blago, Emil can't buy you love

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Buffnut — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 22:21:43 -0000

Looks like Wrong Way Rod is headed to Washington to be Hillary's Running Mate.

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47th Ward — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 21:39:41 -0000

Gov. Blagojevich:

"So I'm flying to the Capitol, and I fly over these two young girls, one of them a young African American girl, and she looks at me and says, 'Hey, it's Mayor Daley!'"

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Papa Legba — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:54:08 -0000

It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's a bird brain.

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Justice — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:12:33 -0000

Look!!!! The circus is coming to town!!!

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zatoichi — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:10:52 -0000

Milo E. Neuman was flying the fabled "What, Me Worry?" plane when Shelia realized he would arrive late.

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Drew — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:55:02 -0000

"The Governor's leaving Springfield already?!"

"There must be a pick-up basketball game in his neighborhood..."

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L.S. — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:29:01 -0000

"Goose, It's Time to Buzz the Capitol."

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Commonsense in Illinois — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:58:03 -0000

No, that's Senator Watson's plane...

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Holdingontomywallet — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:47:00 -0000

"Two more trips and I'll have enough frequent flier miles to retire from this dumpy state!"

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Anonymous — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:33:28 -0000

"Here I come to save the day..."

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HoosierDaddy — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:24:50 -0000

"From out of the clear Blue of the Northern Sky comes... Sky-Rod!"

(Be sure to paint "Jail Bird" on his airplane!)

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Wilbur Wright — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 16:41:37 -0000

"OK Springfield, you want an air show, I'll give you an air show all right"
-AIR BLAGO 2007-
"reform and renewal high in the Illinois Skies"

Perhaps a bit verbose, but a good t-shirt designer could do something with it.

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Wed, 27 Jun 2007 16:38:19 -0000

"It's a bird.....No....It's a Plane.....No....Its the Governor actually in Springfield....thats shocking

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fed up — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:46:41 -0000

Hairforce one on board enertainment all elvis all the time. It makes the hindenburg look like a parking accident

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Ferdy — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:39:01 -0000

Sorry, ladies and gentlement of the Illinois state legislature, but I always fly solo.

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Overtimer — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:13:55 -0000

"Realizing Blago's embarrassing inability to move beyond his talking points in the budget negotiations, the Governor's staff decided it best if Rod just take his cue cards and fly around the state for a while to just tell the voters, once again, about how brilliant his budget is."

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Big W — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:11:36 -0000

Abby; " Da Plane, Da Plane"
Mitchell " Ground Da Plane"
Bag-o-Chips " Thanks Illinois, you suckas"

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Big W — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:02:31 -0000

I have an old Chevy Pickup for the Bag-o-chips,,,,so he does'nt have to fly the Unfriendly sky's,,,,and maybe he could see the pot holes first hand in down state IL.

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Yellow Dog Democrat — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:41:41 -0000

"The governor ought to be able to get around quickly."

Agreed, but it seems to me that the walk from the Governor's mansion to the State Capitol is much quicker than the round trip flight from Ravenswood Manor to Springfield.

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Tek — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:34:16 -0000

Wow, is that the best response Abby could come up with? Excuse me, but isn't it the freaking GOVERNOR who should be leading???

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Anon too — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:28:00 -0000

6'2" Yeti, how 'bout: "In Rod we bust"?

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Huh? — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:11:17 -0000

Add to the cartoon - health insurance cards floating behind the airplane. The caption reads - free health care for all brought to you by Governor Rod R. Blago...

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Huh? — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:08:09 -0000

Illinois Fly Over Counties: Will, Grundy, Livingston, McLean, Logan brought to you by the airbored governot.

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Sick Of It! — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:38:02 -0000

Air Hairojevich!