DISQUS

CapitolFax.com: Question of the day

  • Pat collins · 1 year ago
    Ya, in my state the legislature is full of girly men. Here, it's the Governor's office!

    I WONT be back.
  • VanillaMan · 1 year ago
    Mr. Musclehead meets Mr. Muscle.
  • dan l · 1 year ago
    "Ya know Arnold, Gray Davis and I have a lot in common....."
  • VanillaMan · 1 year ago
    Two Running Men
  • VanillaMan · 1 year ago
    The Instigator meets The Terminator
  • S. Illinois · 1 year ago
    Arnold: Yeah...I get it...the girl thought you were Daley...really funny story. (When will this clown shut up?!)
  • Moderate Repub · 1 year ago
    BLAGO: hello Govenator Ha! Ha!

    ARNOLD: Hello convict Ha! Ha!
  • VanillaMan · 1 year ago
    Conan the Destroyer meets Conan the Barbarian
  • VanillaMan · 1 year ago
    Gubernatorial Recall meets Total Recall
  • Douglas M. · 1 year ago
    Did you hear the latest, Arnold? I'll be starring in my own version of "Total Recall" soon.
  • Anon from BB · 1 year ago
    You want me to terminate Mike Madigan? You do know that was only a movie...?
  • VanillaMan · 1 year ago
    No Action Hero meets Last Action Hero
  • Diamond Dog · 1 year ago
    Blago - "That's so funny! I can't be president either! No no, I was born in America, I'm just going to jail."
  • Please be my friend Arnold · 1 year ago
    Arnold: Is thinking, get this guy away from me, he's toast!
  • VanillaMan · 1 year ago
    Mr. Sleeze meets Mr. Freeze
  • Vote Quimby · 1 year ago
    Yeah, there's a legal reason I won't be president either, Arnold. Did you know Chicago has the largest phone books in the world? Printed right in Chicago, too. I'm sitting on three of them now. Do you like Elvis? He was a movie star too. Are you making any movies now? How about shooting your next one in Illinois? You could come with me and watch the Cubs play. Funny story, on the way here I was in the limo and this girl on the sidewalk points at me and says...
  • The Doc · 1 year ago
    I'm Hans, and I'm Franz, and we want to pump up our campaign coffers.
  • Cousin Ralph · 1 year ago
    Hasta la vista
  • VanillaMan · 1 year ago
    True Lies
  • Flounder · 1 year ago
    Charlie McCarthy left; Edgar Bergen right
  • VanillaMan · 1 year ago
    RB: "You know what's funny? You made a movie called 'Commando', and I go commando! Get it?"
  • the lorax · 1 year ago
    Bush said what about global warming?
  • VanillaMan · 1 year ago
    Hair Terminator meets Herr Terminator
  • Dan S, a Voter & Cubs Fan · 1 year ago
    Arnold: Who is this clown???
  • VanillaMan · 1 year ago
    RB: "You know what's cool? You made a movie called, 'Kindergarden Cop' and I never finished Kindergarden!"
  • VanillaMan · 1 year ago
    RB: "Is that movie of yours, 'Jingle All The Way' about pay-to-play politics or Christmas?"
  • Wacker Drive · 1 year ago
    Arnold - No Rod, I'm not loaning you a penny for your defense fund.
    Rod - Just kiddin' Arnold.
  • VanillaMan · 1 year ago
    RB: "I got a movie suggestion! You made that 'Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines', so how about 'Terminator 4: Fall of the Chicago Machine'?"
  • babyblues · 1 year ago
    Oh Crud: Here comes a reporter. Can you lean forward a little so I can hide.
  • Bluefish · 1 year ago
    Arnold: Ja know, I do know a thing or two about recall elections.
  • Rich Miller · 1 year ago
    OK, VM, it's time to let others have a crack at this.
  • VanillaMan · 1 year ago
    The Eraserhead meets The Eraser
  • Speaking At Will · 1 year ago
    Blago to Arnold:

    You have a huge forehead, you should try parting your hair forward instead of going with the "updo."
  • OneMan · 1 year ago
    Rod: Remember that part of Commando when you said "Remember how I said I would get you last, I lied" then you tossed the guy over the ledge?

    Arnold: Yes, I do. I think Fitzerald said the same thing to you right?
  • DOWNSTATE · 1 year ago
    Arnie one more kick back from a state contractor and the mansion is all mine.
  • In the Land of Silos and Cows · 1 year ago
    "...and Swartzenegger spelled backwards is 'Reg-gen-ez-tra swe'. Cool eh?"

    "Yah, and Blagojevich spelled backwards is ... quit annoying me!"
  • wordslinger · 1 year ago
    RB: When you were a kid in Austria, did you have a pet kangaroo?
  • Belle · 1 year ago
    RB : Do you think acting the part of governor for years will help me get a role out here Big Guy?
  • Anonymous · 1 year ago
    Gov. Rod "A" Blagojevich- "Aw, do you really think I'm cute?"
  • If It Walks Like a Duck... · 1 year ago
    Yo Arnold, "going green" in Illinois has nothing to do the environment, it's our euphemism for a campaign contribution! Psst, the Feds will never catch on, tee hee hee.
  • Lefty Lefty · 1 year ago
    Nice hair. Would that style look good in my mug shot?
  • Oy vey · 1 year ago
    Arnold, do you think I'd look good without bangs?
  • VanillaMan · 1 year ago
    RB: "Do you think cars are wide enough for a bumper sticker with us as a presidential team?"
  • A Citizen · 1 year ago
    RB: Wow! It is really neat to meet a real governor who has benefited from a recall move unlike me who . . . . ?
  • Fox Mulder · 1 year ago
    Rod: Did you know I said "testicular virility" at a press conference?

    Ahnold: Coulda fooled me.
  • VanillaMan · 1 year ago
    RB: "How do you say, 'Testicular Virlity' in German?"
    AS: "Weibischer Mann"
  • anon · 1 year ago
    RB: Seriously, they offer barber school in the Big House!
  • Roll the Credits · 1 year ago
    Arnold Schwarzenegger, star of the 1990 movie Total Recall, discusses the upcoming production of "Total Recall: The Next Generation" with current star Rod Blagojevich. Production is expected to start in early 2009, and will be produced by Mike Madigan, directed by Emil Jones.
  • VanillaMan · 1 year ago
    RB: "How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
    AS: "Germans have Serbs do that kind of work for them."
  • You Go Boy · 1 year ago
    "No, really Arnie, Cost-Cutters can do a terrific job on your hair too"
  • Crimefighter · 1 year ago
    Arnold: "So you know about Gray Davis?"
  • VanillaMan · 1 year ago
    RB: "I'll trade you three Mells for a Kennedy!"
  • anon · 1 year ago
    RB: Serbian . . . ethics cleansing! . . . Get it?

    AS: HAHA! (no)
  • Anon · 1 year ago
    Where is your nicest jail?
  • blagoman · 1 year ago
    Elvis meets a real Governor.
  • anonymiss · 1 year ago
    Twins, II
  • John Bambenek · 1 year ago
    Blago: you know I saw your first film, "Pumping Iron" and I was fascinated by that.

    Arnold: are you the gay governor?

    (Bonus points if you get the reference)
  • amy · 1 year ago
    The Terminator meets the soon to be terminated.
  • Marbley · 1 year ago
    Well ElvisRod, do I have the keys to the Mansion in Springfield in my right hand or left hand. Wrong, anyway. But I'll beeee back! Seeing ya never use the place. Sorry about the broken toys.
  • Truthful James · 1 year ago
    Arnold: Is that the Capital Funding Bill you are sitting on?

    Blago: No, its Senator Jones' shoulders.
  • Belle · 1 year ago
    RB : 'I've never played well in Peoria....'
    AS : 'Then don't go baaaaack...'
  • Jake from Elwood · 1 year ago
    I would wager that Rod had his handlers locate and place him in a taller chair so that he would compare well next to Mr. Fitness in this photo op.
  • Dirt Guy · 1 year ago
    Arnold -

    I can't believe this guy still laughs at Ronald McDonald. What a dweeb.
  • train111 · 1 year ago
    The star from"The Terminator" and soon the soon to be released blockbuster "The Terminated"
  • Mammacat · 1 year ago
    My hair's prettier than yours!
  • Follicle · 1 year ago
    Baloneyvich -

    "My hair is much better than his."
  • Smitty Irving · 1 year ago
    Humor -
    Schwarzenegger: "Quit raising money in LA!"
    Blagojevich: "As soon as you quit raising money in Chicago."
    Schwarzenegger: "People think you're sitting on something - they don't realize I'm only 6' tall ... ."

    Serious - Arnold is only 6' tall - even. Until 2004, his staff kept the Sacramento reporters away from him and would not answer any questions about how tall he was. The Sacramento press flushed it out when he stood next to Bush 43 during the 2004 campaign.
  • Jacknife · 1 year ago
    Rod: I'll show my plane if you show me yours.
    Arnold: Someone please get the knucklehead outta here!
  • Just Sayin' · 1 year ago
    Ha! and the ad says, "Don't put Illinois at the mercy of California politics."

    Which is worse, really?
  • Rich Miller · 1 year ago
    LOL. Good one.
  • North of I-80 · 1 year ago
    R - "I have more money than you Governor"
    A - "Ya but you can't claim all da General Fund taxpayers money as yours Rod"
    R - "Why not? Worked for me so far"
  • North of I-80 · 1 year ago
    A - "I got dis job from a Total Recall... looks like one is coming your way"
    Rod - "Really? I always wanted to be in a movie."
  • Joe T. Elmwood Park · 1 year ago
    Can you get me Hannah Montana tickets?
  • cardsmama · 1 year ago
    Rod: Do you really know Hannah Montana? Will you introduce me to her? Please, please, pretty please!
  • Squideshi · 1 year ago
    "Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich seen looking toward California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, and AWAY from a reporter on his left."
  • Squideshi · 1 year ago
    Correction: Make that OUR left--his RIGHT.
  • Wild Bill · 1 year ago
    Arnold: You gave your non-union home contractor cash?
    Blagoof: No not me, TR gave the cash to the guy. I justed put the guy on the gaming board, promised to make him a lot of money and introduced him to Jill and Tressa.
  • Levois · 1 year ago
    This picture was taken before the Governator lifted the wannabe over his head for a military press!
  • pickles!! · 1 year ago
    TWINS
  • pickles!! · 1 year ago
    ..or "The End of Days" for Illinois
  • stop drinking the cool aid · 1 year ago
    Arnold: I can't believe this guy can run for President of the United States and I can't!

    or...

    Arnold: The recall provision in the Constitution was the best thing to happen to my political career. Too bad you can't say the same.
  • In the Sticks · 1 year ago
    Wordslinger has my vote! Just the kind of understanding of reality RB seems to present.
  • downhereforyears · 1 year ago
    Ok now everone look a the picture again.
    Blago...Arnold, I really think your cute.
    Arnold...Stop it girly man
  • Anonymous · 1 year ago
    Oh my gosh...it's the Terminator. I can't believe I'm sitting next to the Terminator. LOOK at his hair! That is good looking hair. I am SITTING right NEXT to the Terminator, man! Republicans would like him to run for President and he wasn't even born here. I'm a natural born citizen of the US and I can't even get the Dems to ask me to run. It's the TERMINATOR, man...I am sitting next to the TERMINATOR!!!!!
  • Expatriot · 1 year ago
    B---"How much do you pay for your haircuts?"
  • Democrat · 1 year ago
    No Gov I will not play you in a movie....
  • emmett jo · 1 year ago
    "Arnold why are you laughing when I say, I'll be back."
  • Ahem · 1 year ago
    Rod: "...really a nice guy, and he can help you a lot. So OK, I'll have Tony call you and see what you guys can get going. I'm sure you'll hit it off!"

    Arnold: "Heh, heh. Whatever."