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Re: Question of the day

dekalbdem — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:01:04 -0000

To the tune of Fly Me To The Moon:

"Fly me,I'm a loon...
Let me play on my guitar,
Let me see what life is like
Before I'm behind bars....

In other words, hold my hand...
In other words, someone miss me......pleeze?"

Re: Question of the day

JolietJake — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:53:13 -0000

Well I never went away on a Steam Powered Aero plane.
Well I went and stayed and damn near didn't come back again.
Didn't go very fast on a steam powered aero plane,
Oh the wheel went around, up and down, and inside and then back again.

Sittin' in a 747 just watching them clouds roll by,
Can't tell if it's sunshine or if it's rain.
Rather be sittin' in a deck chair high above Kansas City,
On a genuine old fashioned steam powered aero plane.

Well I'd like to be a pilot on a steam powered aero plane.
Well I'd pull that pilot wheel around and then back again.
Well, I'll wear a blue hat, yeah, that says Steam Powered Aero plane
With letters that go around the rim and then back again.

Re: Question of the day

If It Walks Like a Duck... — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:06:09 -0000

"Look Boss, a plane!" ala Fantasy Island.

Re: Question of the day

HighwayMan — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:59:53 -0000

To assembled press: "I'm King of the World!"

Thinks to self: "I should have a bigger plane."

To staff: "Time to get stupid crazy with my homey, Emil!"

Re: Question of the day

annon — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:43:29 -0000

silent majority , 3 years, that's about enough time to vote him out of office.

Re: Question of the day

Arthur Andersen — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:35:19 -0000

Guy Outside: Governor, Duck!
Blago: I don't see a duck. Are you trying to..
KA-THUNK!! (sound of gubernatorial melon smacking
airplane door frame)
Guy Outside: I told you to duck!
Blago: My hair, My hair, is it ok? Where's the
football?

Re: Question of the day

Silent Majority — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:30:13 -0000

As General McArthur said, I shall return. (It took McArthur 3 years to do so.)

Re: Question of the day

annon — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:30:04 -0000

Hey !! Penny ! Will !! Uncle Sky ! What do you think of my new ride ?? Much nicer & faster than your silly old Cessna 310 "Songbird"

Re: Question of the day

annon — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:26:43 -0000

I LOVE YOU PEOPLE, YOU ILLINOIS PEOPLE.....SEE YOU NEXT TOUR !!!!!!!! ROCK ON !!!

Re: Question of the day

City Voter — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:24:38 -0000

And this little pig went wee, wee, wee all the way home. So long, soakers!

Re: Question of the day

Ron Burgundy — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:06:56 -0000

Governor Blagojevich boards his plane after declaring four Illinois counties and himself disaster areas...

Re: Question of the day

Leigh — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:55:54 -0000

By flying over those silly flood zones the voters won't even noticed I vetoed the money for their silly flood prevention projects. And I get to fly in my cool airplane while doing it.

Re: Question of the day

Mongo — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:37:55 -0000

"I'lll be baaaack"

Re: Question of the day

PJ — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:33:26 -0000

Hey, wait a second. Is that a corporate JET over there and I'm in this lowly turboprop? We're obviously not taxing corporations enough. I propose a new tax on any corporation that doesn't pay for health insurance OR has a nicer plane than mine.

Re: Question of the day

Ivory-billed Woodpecker — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:33:03 -0000

"My work here is done."

Re: Question of the day

Linus — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:02:48 -0000

Illinois' favorite flyboy, soaring off to once more enjoy "basically, an up day" that he can "feel good about."

Re: Question of the day

Just My Opinion — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:02:09 -0000

Oh yoo hoo, Mr. Pilot, shouldn't you wait to taxi until I'm in my seat? Anybody? Hey, I'm up here?

Re: Question of the day

Just a Voter — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:01:57 -0000

I'm going to Graceland to have an in depth conversation with Elvis about the budget....

Re: Question of the day

Wumpus — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:50:52 -0000

Off to buy some milk from the corner market

Re: Question of the day

Jake from Elwood — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:49:27 -0000

Where is the "Mission Accomplished" Banner at? And where's my flight suit?

Re: Question of the day

SO ILL — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:43:41 -0000

"Whew. I think that went pretty well."

Re: Question of the day

Ken in Aurora — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:36:52 -0000

"Don't worry - Mike Madigan *personally* packed my parachute!"

Re: Question of the day

Silent Majority — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:26:38 -0000

For the record folks, it's NOT a jet. It's a King Air Turboprop. It does use the more expensive
Jet A fuel though.

Re: Question of the day

PJ — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:23:18 -0000

Darned Chicago fire...if it hadn't been for that the capitol would have been built there and I wouldn't have to ride this thing every single day.

Re: Question of the day

Anonymous — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:22:58 -0000

Bye bye, don't let the door hit ya in the....