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Re: Question of the day

Anon — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 10:32:47 -0000

Look, I am not going to say it again. The VCR needs to be on channel 3, regardless of the channel you want to record. What don't you get about this?

Re: Question of the day

Captain Flume — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 10:04:51 -0000

Old Shepherd @ 8:45 am: Yours gets my vote!

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Old Shepherd — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 09:45:07 -0000

They're always after me lucky charms!

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Quizzical — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:04:54 -0000

You've got to understand, we grew up near the airport..It belonged to Paulie. We had friends and relatives who worked all over the place and they tipped us off to what was coming in and what was going out...Whenever we needed money, we robbed the airport. To us it was better than Citibank.

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Cheswick — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 23:52:27 -0000

Stuck on a Ferris wheel.

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Ricketts Field — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 22:33:31 -0000

Hear no evil, say no evils, see no evil

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Blind Faith — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:33:08 -0000

Pat. We told you not to eat that third deep-fried Snickers bar. When are you gonna start listening to us?

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Pete Granata — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:56:17 -0000

Can you guys think of any other ways we can stick it to AFSCME ?

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Arthur Andersen — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:32:28 -0000

JC: "Nice hat, Mike. Lose a bet?"

MJM: "If you two gentlemen would practice better health and dietary habits, like wearing a hat in the August southern sun, you would have more hair on your head, let alone avoid development of what some people call 'man boobs.'"

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KeepSmiling — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:23:10 -0000

MJM: Ooklay, Isalay illway ickkay atPay's uttbay!

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Commonsense in Illinois — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:12:28 -0000

John...is he still there?

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Silly facts — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:38:57 -0000

The color scheme of these guys sitting together is equal to the historical flag of Afghanistan. Completely true.

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Boscobud — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:24:35 -0000

"....and that is why the chicken crossed the road."

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midwesterner — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:22:46 -0000

MJM: "Let me take you for a ride in my big green tractor."

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downstater — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:56:08 -0000

"...and that's how I stole this cap and shirt from Augusta National."

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OLD TIMER — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:55:23 -0000

THE THREE STOOGES: 2009 VERSION!
MADIGAN AS MOE;
CULLERTON AS LARRY; AND OF COURSE
QUINN AS CURLEY (THE ONE WHO GETS DUMPED ON AND SLAPPED AROUND THE MOST).

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COPN — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:53:07 -0000

MJM: I thought we both agreed to feign support by wearing green?

Gov: Guys I'm right here.

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eileen left — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:48:09 -0000

A thorn between two thorns

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QC Transplant — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:47:04 -0000

Pat Quinn thinking: The amount this guy speaks, you would think that he is running state government.

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Njardar — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:29:48 -0000

I'm a celebrity get me out of here.

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dupage progressive — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:27:31 -0000

so, you CUT the apple like this, then like this for lunch every day, and voila -- regular as a clock every day!

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Dooley Dudright — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:25:41 -0000

Sez the Prez to the Speaker: "You're WHAT???? Running for governor? With the.....GREEN PARTY???"

(P.S. -- don'tcha love MJM's "Rick Nielsen" look!)

Re: Question of the day

312 — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:23:11 -0000

MJM: Ok John, to figure out who to endorse for Governor, let's play Paper Rock Scizzors. I win, it's Hynes. You win, it's this guy.

Re: Question of the day

47th Ward — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:16:47 -0000

So 12:00 noon rolls around and you have to ask yourself, what's it going to be today? Generally speaking, I go with a nice Red Delicious. Hard to go wrong there, but sometimes you want a little change from the usual. The classic McIntosh is good in that situation, common but still different enough to mix into the menu every now and then just to say, "hey, I'm not a creature of habit, I can try something different."

Then there are days like today, and a juicy Granny Smith is the way to go. As green as my Sox cap, and bursting with flavor.

Trust me fellas, you may think I'm inflexible and rigid when it comes to apples, but the truth is I'm mixing it up more than you'll ever know. In fact, that's one of the keys to my success and longevity. True story.

Re: Question of the day

ahoy — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:14:07 -0000

MIke Madigan: "follow me to the pot of gold"