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Truthful James — Thu, 22 May 2008 07:38:31 -0000

Muskrat --

Outstanding book -- Great quote -- One of his many, except for the last.

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tired — Wed, 21 May 2008 23:07:45 -0000

- be proud of his/her ACT score of 18, and the "C" in conlaw

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Ahem — Wed, 21 May 2008 22:56:30 -0000

Mustn't be too smart to apply for this job.

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gray wolf — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:47:29 -0000

all the best ones are posted!-perhaps a summary of the best of the is needed?

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One of the 35 — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:02:36 -0000

Must be familiar with Governor's personnel handbook.....George Orwell's 1984. (must be conversant in "newspeak".

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Disgusted — Wed, 21 May 2008 19:44:17 -0000

Must have a large supply of Windex for mirror polishing, gold cleaner for the crown, a connection in the Middle East to keep airplane fuel flowing at cheap rates and a cloak of invisibility.

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jerry 101 — Wed, 21 May 2008 19:03:18 -0000

dana perino types preferred?

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David Walker — Wed, 21 May 2008 18:47:15 -0000

I would post something Rich, but you'd only delete it, so I won't.

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ZC — Wed, 21 May 2008 18:33:09 -0000

No previous knowledge of Blagojevich adminstration, plausible deniability a plus

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Noname Nick — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:23:15 -0000

Must be able to tax and spend without the tax.

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Wacker Drive — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:15:48 -0000

1. Join me and you"ll do very well for yourself.

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Northside Bunker — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:11:46 -0000

1. Short term gig. (Less than one year).
2. Get aquainted with federal prison system.

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VanillaMan — Wed, 21 May 2008 16:26:51 -0000

1.) Knows how to make a tastey chicken pie!
2.) Always have fresh, minty breath.
3.) Skillful with lint brushes.
4.) Knows twenty rhyming words for "Blagojevich".
5.) Can click heels and shout out, "You're tops in my book captain!"
6.) Must be able to inject loudly during gubernatorial speeches, "WOW! Did you hear that?" or "Say that again!" or "Cah-ching - You can take THAT to the bank!"
7.) Sell soul to Satan.
8.) Fluff pillows.
9.) Marry Edwina and Betty Mell; Patty's bearded conjoined-twin cousins.
10.)Knows how to say, "I love you Boss!", in Serbian.

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Muskrat — Wed, 21 May 2008 16:01:08 -0000

I've always liked this exceprt from "Cryptonomicon":

...smart as Johann Karl Friedrich Gauss, savvy as a half-blind Calcutta bootblack, tough as General William Tecumseh Sherman, rich as the Queen of England, emotionally resilient as a Red Sox fan, and as generally able to take care of yourself as the average nuclear missile submarine commander

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sparky — Wed, 21 May 2008 15:00:20 -0000

Pilot's license required - multi engine certification preferred. Must be familiar with SPI to MDW flight plans.

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City Voter — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:52:00 -0000

Must be willing to relocate, at least mentally, to an alternate reality.

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Princeville — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:49:36 -0000

Must be able to relocate to Southern Illinois, shop and pay taxes there to boost the lower state econ. and realize that this position may be of short duraton.

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Justice — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:32:51 -0000

Must think like Hillary!

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The 'Broken Heart' of Rogers P — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:22:53 -0000

You mean they couldn't locate a CareerWrecker website to place this ad in?

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hmmm — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:19:43 -0000

Must enjoy pontoon boat rides with Captain Miller.

Ability to smile at extremely angry reporters whose phone calls you didn't return.

Must be able to enjoy adult beverages and Springfield nightlife with Miller and the rest of us.

Realization that he's going to screw it up and you're going to have to try and clean it up.

Ability to keep from putting your head in your hands when the boss says something stupid a plus.

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Steve — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:10:48 -0000

Must know who Dan Stefanski is.

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Good Luck — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:20:02 -0000

Must be able to say "corrupt" and "incompetent" when referring to everyone but the current corrupt and incompetent governor.

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so-called "Austin Mayor" — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:15:47 -0000

Must be able to post pro-Blagojevich comments from multiple IP addresses.

-- SCAM
so-called "Austin Mayor"
http://austinmayor.blogspot...

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Lori — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:13:36 -0000

Must have testicular virulity, and be able to put up with the boss with such.

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Anon from BB — Wed, 21 May 2008 12:41:33 -0000

Must be able know how, where and who to go to to score Blackhawk's tickets at a moments notice.