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Now, the mind might be willing, but the body protests. Often. Late into the night.
Good times.
Also being jammed into an impossibly tight seating arrangement on a jazz night.
Yes, I am reallllly dating myself.
Oh yes, the sewer gas. Surprised we all lived.
But here are two that aren't...
When Terry Deering stopped Don Saltzman from beating the tar out of Jim McPike. Terry was the only one big enough in the group to hold Don back. Glad he was there. Quite a night. God rest your soul, Terry.
When Pate Philip fired Paul Lis. Paul said "You can't fire me, I work for Carter [Pate's chief of staff]!" They really went at it. My parents were at my house waiting for me, but I didn't want to miss a second of that one.
The night before the funeral, many of us gathered to remember Terry, and most of those fond memories, including the Saltsman thing, related somehow to our time at Norb's.
Are you sure it was Finke and not Schnorf or Dobmyer?
I recall now-President Obama once coming in after a first day or last day of session party, not sure which.
And I recall then-Sen. Denny Jacobs getting the post-midnight news that Blago was going to hike riverboat taxes in his budget speech. His reaction would get me banned for life.
Yup, Steve and Doug too. Also Denny and Danny Burke and Lou Lang and, and, and... Can't forget Rich.
Didn't know about the Saltsman/McPike thing. That would have been a 2 hit fight. DS would have hit him and JM would have hit the floor.
I always hanged my hat there and some other watering holes are going to see their sales go down since I won't spend as much in their places and will be back at Norbs. Looking forward to it opening.
For a while, Tom Irwin and Raoul played on, I think, Friday nights at Norb's. So, I would go listen to them play and many of my hippie friends were there, along with several Statehouse friends. Very weird juxtaposition in that crowd, and it always made my nights interesting.
those martini's in the swirl glasses were very nice too
Of course that was pre-smoking ban era. I'm sure it'll be as fresh as a new administration in this new era.
I met him at Norb Andy's in old Springpatch
Where you eat horseshoes and they feel like a gut bomb-a
B-o-m-b-a bomba
He walked up to me and gave me that smile
I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice he said Obama
O-b-a-m-a Obama O-O-O-O Obama
Well I'm not the worlds most excitable guy
But when he squeezed my hand it was love at first sight
Oh my Obama O-O-O-O Obama
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why he throws like a girl and talks like a man
Oh my Obama O-O-O-O Obama O-O-O-O Obama
Well we ate horseshoes in the backroom that night
Under a Norb Andy's smokey light
He made sweet deals I couldn't believe
And said dear boy won't you support me?
Well Im not the world's most passionate pol
And he was a guy who sure couldn't bowl, my Obama
O-O-O-O Obama O-O-O-O Obama
Obama O-O-O-O Obama O-O-O-O Obama
I pushed him away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at him as his new endorsee
Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Obama
O-O-O-O Obama
Pols will do wrong and pols will do right
But I upheld the promise I made that night for Obama
O-O-O-O Obama
Well I cut that deal just months before
And I'd never thought about bein' governor before
But Obama smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear Kirk I'm gonna make you a man
Well Im not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Obama
O-O-O-O Obama O-O-O-O Obama
Obama O-O-O-O Obama O-O-O-O Obama
Well, each time this bartender would serve a drink to a patron, he would help himself to a drink of his own. And as you may imagine, the night went downhill fast.
After a couple hours of serving himself drinks, this bartender stopped collecting money from us patrons who, of course, continued ordering drinks. I'm not sure, but I think the man was no longer mentally capable of processing the idea
of money. Yet, he was up to the task of preparing and serving more drinks! And he did!
So, there we all were -- everybody at the bar drinking for free, enjoying the antics of a crazed bartender, and all getting completely sloshed.
That's when it got truly nuts. In the midst of this sloppy drunken frenzy, the bartender's ex-girlfriend shows up for a drink. As it turns out, this bartender had not yet gotten over the loss of this girlfriend, and so he proceeded (in terms that would not be appropriate for this blog) to loudly and repeatedly proclaim his manhood to this young lady.
Then he disrobed. No, I'm not kidding.
This bartender, while continuing to serve additional (free) drinks from behind the bar, proceeded to remove all of his clothes except his underwear. He got down to tighty wighties (and nothing more) and proceeded to drink, yell, drink, serve more drinks, and then drink some more for a couple more hours.
I have no idea how any of us got home that night, but as far as I know we all somehow survived.
I also have no idea why, in the wasted state that this man was in, he retained the good sense to keep on his underwear. But I'm sure glad that he did.
That and drinking with Paul Lis and Steve Brown. It was my early days in the patch and it was quite the education.
If you think about it, Denny Jacobs is probably the most honest person you'll ever meet. The guy can't help but telling you the truth.
From the VMan:
--The backroom at Norb Andy's is where virginity was lost for generations of our political leaders. You just can't wash away the stink of the ugly carnality from it's brick walls.==
My congratulations to those generation of political leaders. Me, I just had a good time.
As far as the washing problem, a little elbow grease goes a long way.
VMan, I gotta party with you, dude.
Fish proving they could live through a level 99 smog alert
Lee Daniels' staff reviewing their:
a. love for the anti-Christ
b. dismay over lawyer costs
katiecanoe's future husband and I came up with a great money-making idea one night for the bar. But, again, that's unprintable.
Ah, memories.
Also, watching a coworker at the time trying to scam women and crashing and burning it was a side show to say the least.
Seeing Rich at 130am and reading the fax in the morning thinking how does he do it!
Boyle, and Joe McGaw
...I don’t think we can even begin to hope to get all that back (we’re too old for one thing),...
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I'd rather believe--as a wise old man once said--that the best years are still ahead of us. (I think he said something about the POTUS, too, but can't remember what it was.)
Denny (and Mrs. Jacobs & Mike)
John Cross
Jim Anderson
trivia
great friends
good food
Dave & Kate
everyone getting along no matter what party affiliation
I probably forgot a lot of people but Norb's (and Sam's) were the best for the political crowd. I look forward to the re-opening and many memories to come.