USA Patrick Fitzgerald, channeling the state GOP, claims that the state budget deficit is only "this" big.
John Bambenek
· 6 months ago
This is how big of a chance that Rod gets an innocent verdict
Pat collins
· 6 months ago
About that much chance for acquittal.
Maxwell Smart
· 6 months ago
Missed indicting Burris by that much....
Bill
· 6 months ago
Nope, No way! As tempting as this is...discretion is the better part and all that.
I'm Just Saying
· 6 months ago
This is the only way I can answer this one......
I caught a crawfish/Minnow and it was this big :)
Levois
· 6 months ago
The possibility of Blagojevich actually being innocent is only this much.
MrJM
· 6 months ago
"I'm crushing your head! Crush! Crush!"
Six Degrees of Separation
· 6 months ago
The "U" of I is next on my list.
Wacker Drive
· 6 months ago
Very small violin for Rod.
Anon
· 6 months ago
Only a "C" student in law school would think he was innocent.
Anon
· 6 months ago
Look into my eyes... You are getting sleepy... sleepyyyy... You will tell me where Lisa Madigan is....
Mongo
· 6 months ago
Borrowing from another comment...
"USA Patrick Fitzgerald, channeling the state GOP, claims that the chances of taking back the Governor's seat in 2010 is only “this†big.
Red Ranger
· 6 months ago
"There is this much of a chance that Rod will be home for Christmas 2010"
wordslinger
· 6 months ago
"...Simon said I was this close to going to Hollywood. Paula liked my dance moves, but Randy thought I was a little pitchy. Maybe an a capella "Livin' La Vida Loca" wasn't the best choice for my audition..."
Ghost
· 6 months ago
There is a better chance of a amel passing between my fingers then Blago being found innocent....
or
Beware the secret federal nerve pinch of fetal position! We used it once on a sitting State Governor and are not afraid to use it again.
Northsude Bunker
· 6 months ago
Patti and me are this close.....
Merry Fitzmas!
· 6 months ago
The leash I bought for IL public servants is this long.
Duff
· 6 months ago
"You have failed me for the last time, (fill in name of recently indicted pol)" followed by heavy Darth Vader breathing. For all the Star Wars geeks...
Downstate weed chewing hick
· 6 months ago
Mr. Fitzgerald, can you tell me how close you are to an indictment of Jungle Patti?
North of I-80
· 6 months ago
Any corruption in Chicago City government? Oh just THIS much. [feel free to substitute Cook Co or State of IL etc]
Tollway Dan
· 6 months ago
The signal for Tick Tock!
Ghost
· 6 months ago
I miss collins this much.
bankman
· 6 months ago
I am this close to more indictments
dupage dan
· 6 months ago
"Missed it by that much", (Don Adams, "Get Smart")
wordslinger
· 6 months ago
.... and then I add just a pinch of cinnamon. I call it Banana Bread a la Patrick. And the secret ingredient is love."
ahoy
· 6 months ago
I"m going to get a confession out him by using my finger, thumb and this stare.
Anonymous
· 6 months ago
"Let me demonstrate my electric courtrooom style: watch for the spark..."
In the Land of Silos and Cows.
· 6 months ago
Rich ...
Little risky for a contest, you are congratulated .. good luck to all resonding.
MidStateAnon
· 6 months ago
I auditioned for the new Transformers movie but they rejected this signature move... well, it worked on Rod and Emil
Diamond Dog
· 6 months ago
Matt's brain is "this big" because he can't think of a single joke not having to do with the size of, um, stuff.
MidStateAnon
· 6 months ago
#2: I had an invisible pill that will cure the state government, but Roddy let Patti take it with her to the jungle and she bartered with a witch doctor to guarantee a not-guilty verdict for him...
Balance
· 6 months ago
I never was very good at that shadow animal thing.
Dan S, a Voter and Cubs Fan
· 6 months ago
"I have less then this much patients for Illinois politics".
Anon
· 6 months ago
Fitzgerald, showing he can indeed loosen up, shows his technique for the drinking game "Quarters"
Die Hard Cub Fan
· 6 months ago
I am this close to announcing my campaign for Governor of Illinois. (Please sir, we need you.).
zatoichi
· 6 months ago
We keep on grinnin' 'til the weekend comes Just a pinch between your cheek and gums All night long. All night long
Little Egypt
· 6 months ago
Years ago, I thought of changing careers and came this close to going into the blog business and calling it The Capitol Fax.
Bluefish
· 6 months ago
If you thought Obama was cool swatting that pesky fly then watch this trick.
Truthful James
· 6 months ago
We are down to the nitty gritty on the Blago case, The nitty is done and there is just this much of the gritty left.
Captain Flume
· 6 months ago
Nope, this is LESS than zero!
Steve
· 6 months ago
He wasn't "this" close to being indicted. The Family Secrets Trial was two years ago and John DiFronzo is still a free man.
Highland, IL
· 6 months ago
We let Mrs. B leave the country after we implanted her with a tracking device about this big....
Bobs yer
· 6 months ago
yes, I just quit smoking? How could you tell?
beyond over
· 6 months ago
"We did a measurement of his testicular virility..."
Third Generation Chicago Nativ
· 6 months ago
Rod Blagojevich does have an honest bone in his body, and it's this big.
Fitzmas
· 6 months ago
"Mike Flannery -- I'm crushing yer Head!"
anon
· 6 months ago
I'm squishing your head. I'm squishing your head.
Arthur Andersen
· 6 months ago
"Do I think the GA will not be in session in July? There's a chance. How much? About this much."
Anon
· 6 months ago
I passed my law exam by this much
Alvin
· 6 months ago
This is how much prosecutorial ethics I have.
siyotanka
· 6 months ago
What do you mean I look like Beaver Cleaver...why I outta take my fingers and flick you like this...
David
· 6 months ago
We're this far from the wheels falling of the state of Illinois.
David
· 6 months ago
I meant "off"
long time state worker
· 6 months ago
I am getting ready to change all the light bulbs in my office with this one move..
trafficmatt
· 6 months ago
"How did we get the information on Rod? We'll, we hired a dozen little gnomes to sneak around his office. The largest one was THIS big."
OurMagician
· 6 months ago
There's this much chance a budget gets passed
Political observer
· 6 months ago
This is how much of a chance I give Gov Sanford at not being invesitgation by his state's own AG...or of getting the keys to the locks his wife changed.
All Comments
I caught a crawfish/Minnow and it was this big :)
"USA Patrick Fitzgerald, channeling the state GOP, claims that the chances of taking back the Governor's seat in 2010 is only “this†big.
or
Beware the secret federal nerve pinch of fetal position! We used it once on a sitting State Governor and are not afraid to use it again.
Little risky for a contest, you are congratulated .. good luck to all resonding.
(Please sir, we need you.).
Just a pinch between your cheek and gums
All night long. All night long