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CapitolFax.com: Question of the Day

  • Levois · 1 year ago
    Loser by Beck?
  • Bill · 1 year ago
    The Loner by Neil Young
  • Patriot · 1 year ago
    Jail House Rock by Elvis.
  • Lobby101 · 1 year ago
    I fought the Law and the Law Won by Bobby Fuller
  • Kevin · 1 year ago
    [Please] Stop Thinking About Tomorrow
  • No Peotone Airport · 1 year ago
    Already Gone by the Eagles
  • the commuter once known as So · 1 year ago
    Who You Guna Belive, Me Or Your Lying Eyes? -- Day at the Fair

    ("(Hey) Give me the words, you took as promises,
    (Hey) Look in my eyes, stop asking them questions, What you want from me?")
  • Anonymous · 1 year ago
    "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" by Elton John. This was popular at the time Nixon was forced to resign.
  • Little Egypt · 1 year ago
    Garth Brooks - I've got friends in low places.
  • The Federalist · 1 year ago
    If I had the wings of an angel, over these prison walls, I would fly!!!!
  • Little Egypt · 1 year ago
    If he DOES NOT run, the theme song should be "Happy Days Are Here Again."
  • Enemy of the State · 1 year ago
    "Busted" by Ray Charles
  • downhereforyears · 1 year ago
    Mr. Lonely... Bobby Vinton
  • plaK8 · 1 year ago
    D.O.A. - Bloodrock
  • Jake From Elwood · 1 year ago
    "Free Ride" by Edgar Winter comes to mind.
  • Michelle Flaherty · 1 year ago
    (Everybody knows I'm in) over my head
    -- The Fray
  • Don't Worry, Be Happy · 1 year ago
    He's Gone - Grateful Dead

    Now he's gone, now he's gone Lord he's gone, he's gone.
    Like a steam locomotive, rollin' down the track
    He's gone, gone, nothin's gonna bring him back...He's gone.

    Ooh, nothin's gonna bring him back.
  • OneManBlog · 1 year ago
    Caught in a Trap...

    My Way...

    I feel for you...

    You were always on my mind

    Taxman
  • Anon · 1 year ago
    Cold Hearted Snake - Paula Abdul
    "He's a cold hearted snake...look into his eyes. Oh Oh he's been telling lies."
  • No Peotone Airport · 1 year ago
    Dogs, by Pink Floyd --

    "You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need...

    You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,

    So that when they turn their back on you, you get the chance to put the knife in,

    You gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder,

    You know it's going to get harder, and harder, and harder as you get older...

    Hide your head in the sand,

    Just another sad old man...

    And when you lose control, you'll reap the harvest that you've sown..."
  • JRTC · 1 year ago
    Green Day, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams":

    I walk a lonely road
    The only one that I have ever known
    Don't know where it goes
    But it's home to me and I walk alone

    I walk this empty street
    On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
    Where the city sleeps
    and I'm the only one and I walk alone

    My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
    My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
    Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
    'Til then I walk alone
  • The Mad Hatter · 1 year ago
    I'm a Loser -- The Beatles
    Nowhere Man -- The Beatles
    Fool on the Hill -- The Beatles

    Did Lennon and McCarthy see this guy coming or what?
  • Miranda · 1 year ago
    American Idiot by Green Day

    Don't want to be an American idiot.
    One nation controlled by the media.
    Information age of hysteria.
    It's calling out to idiot America.

    Welcome to a new kind of tension.
    All across the alien nation.
    Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
    Television dreams of tomorrow.
    We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
    For that's enough to argue.
  • dupage progressive · 1 year ago
    "All by myself"
  • anonymiss · 1 year ago
    All By Myself, Celine Dion
  • Ron Burgundy · 1 year ago
    I second "Jailhouse Rock" for obvious reasons and because of the Guv's fondness for The King. Jackson Browne's "Running On Empty" would be good as well.
  • plaK8 · 1 year ago
    THE SIDESTEP
    From : "The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas"
    (Carol Hall)
    Charles Durning - Govenor


    Fellow Texans, I am proudly standing here to humbly see.
    I assure you, and I mean it- Now, who says I don't speak out as plain as day?
    And, fellow Texans, I'm for progress and the flag- long may it fly.
    I'm a poor boy, come to greatness. So, it follows that I cannot tell a lie.

    Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't-
    I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
    cut a little swathe and lead the people on.

    Now my good friends, it behooves me to be solemn and declare,
    I'm for goodness and for profit and for living clean and saying daily prayer.
    And now, my good friends, you can sleep nights, I'll continue to stand tall.
    You can trust me, for I promise, I shall keep a watchful eye upon ya'll...

    Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't-
    I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
    cut a little swathe and lead the people on.

    Now, Miss Mona, I don't know her, though I've heard the name, oh yes.
    But, of course I've no close contact, so what she is doing I can only guess.
    And now, Miss Mona, she's a blemish on the face of that good town.
    I am taking certain steps here, someone somewhere's gonna have to close her down.

    Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't-
    I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
    cut a little swathe and lead the people on.

    Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep...

    And, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step...

    Cut a little swathe and lead the people on.
  • BigDog · 1 year ago
    "Fooling Yourself" by Aldo Nova

    "So long, well it's sad to say,
    but you're only fooling yourself,
    So long, I guess you're happy that way,
    but you're only fooling yourself"
  • plutocrat03 · 1 year ago
    AC/DC dirty deeds done dirt cheap
  • shermans ghost · 1 year ago
    "Send in the clowns"
  • Pro-Gunner · 1 year ago
    The Snake by Johnny Rivers. "You knew I was a
    snake when you brought me in."
  • unbiased · 1 year ago
    Jailhouse Rock clearly wins the QOTD.
  • Dan S, a Voter · 1 year ago
    Since you did not fully appreciate my first choice by Meredith Brooks how about "Hair of the Dog: by Nazereth
  • blagoman · 1 year ago
    Bridge over trouble Waters
  • k · 1 year ago
    "We All Live in a Yellow Submarine" - Beatles
  • anon · 1 year ago
    Here is a QOTD suggestion: What is the difference between a Clinton Democrat and an Obama Democrat?
  • Anon · 1 year ago
    GRT by LL Cool J. I won't provide a link to the full lyrics because state workers will get in trouble, but this stanza is printable and relevant:

    Shorty Are you really getting bored with me
    Ah hell Cause though I play a lot of games
    I play them to win
    But then again I'm still young and willing to love, love
  • ice phisher · 1 year ago
    "Lawyers, Guns, and Money" - the late great Warren Zevon
  • Ivory-billed Woodpecker · 1 year ago
    Irving Berlin, "Let's Face the Music and Dance."

    There may be trouble ahead
    But while there's moonlight and music and love and romance
    Let's face the music and dance

    Before the fiddlers have fled
    Before they ask us to pay the bill, and while we still have the chance
    Let's face the music and dance

    Soon, we'll be without the moon
    Humming a different tune - and then . . .

    There may be teardrops to shed
    But while there's moonlight and music and love and romance
    Let's face the music and dance, dance
    Let's face the music and dance
  • wordslinger · 1 year ago
    "I'm in the Jailhouse Now"
  • anon · 1 year ago
    "Crawlin' From The Wreckage"
  • Anon from BB · 1 year ago
    "Welcome to the Machine" by Pink Floyd

    Welcome my son
    Welcome to the machine
    Where have you been?
    It’s alright we know where you’ve been.

    You’ve been in the pipeline
    Filling in time
    Provided with toys and scouting for boys
    You brought a guitar to punish your ma

    And you didn’t like school
    And you know you’re nobody’s fool
    So welcome to the machine

    Welcome my son
    Welcome to the machine
    What did you dream?
    It’s alright we told you what to dream

    You dreamed of a big star
    He played a mean guitar
    He always ate in the Steak Bar
    He loved to drive in his Jaguar
    So welcome to the machine
  • Bluefish · 1 year ago
    "Flirtin' with Disaster" by Molly Hatchet
    "Im travelin down the road,
    Im flirtin with disaster.
    Ive got the pedal to the floor,
    My life is running faster.
    Im out of money, Im out of hope,
    It looks like self destruction.
    Well how much more can we take,
    With all of this corruption."
  • Arthur Andersen · 1 year ago
    Yesterday
    All my troubles seemed so far away
    Now it looks as though they're here to stay
    Oh I believe in yesterday

    Suddenly
    I'm not half the man I used to be
    There's a shadow hangin' over me
    Oh yesterday came suddenly...
  • VanillaMan · 1 year ago
    I Love Me! by Tiny Tim
  • Squideshi · 1 year ago
    Policy of Truth by Depeche Mode
  • Commonsense in Illinois · 1 year ago
    If Joe Lyons were in charge:
    "They're coming to take me away, Ha Ha"

    Can't recall who did this mid-60s classic.
  • Six Degrees of Separation · 1 year ago
    "They're Coming to Take Me Away" by Napoleon XIV
  • SouthSide Mike · 1 year ago
    "Born to Run" by the Boss.

    Sums up his method of governing and what he's trying to do from the Feds.
  • Judgment Day Is On The Way... · 1 year ago
    "Highway To Hell" by AC-DC
  • Gregor Samsa · 1 year ago
    I spent a long time researching and submitted a song but Blagojevich swiped all the credit for it.
  • Irish · 1 year ago
    The Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden

    Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
    reflections of my warped mind staring back at me

    I'm coming back I will return
    And I'll possess your body and make it burn
    I'll have the fire, I'll have the force
    I'll have the power to make my evil take its course

    Or
    Running with the Devil by Van Halen

    I live my life like theres no tomorrow
    and all I've got, I had to steal
    Least I don't have to beg or borrow
    Yes I'm livin at a pace that kills
    Oooh Yeah
    Runnin with the Devil

    When I jumped out on that road
    I got no love, no love you'd call real....
  • SouthSide Mike · 1 year ago
    Sorry that this is long, but the whole song tells a great deal of the Blago experience.

    "Hollow Man" by Mark Erelli

    (http://www.markerelli.com/index.php?page=songs&...)

    They picked another one off the vine
    Scooped out the seeds in the back of his mind
    Filled up his head with half-truths and lies
    And put the finishing touch on the perfect disguise

    They rolled out a carpet and threw a parade
    Convinced everyone he had something to say
    They smiled as they watched from the two-way mirror
    As he told all the people what they wanted to hear

    (Chorus)
    Hey, have you heard the story?
    It's the same old song, same old dance
    Hey, he's bound for glory
    He ain't nothing but a hollow man

    He basked in the glow of the fortune and fame
    Even threw the first pitch at the World Series game
    He always maintained he had nothing to hide
    No one ever suspected he was empty inside

    (Chorus)
    Hey, he don't know what he's doing
    They set him up so high, he never had a chance
    Hey, you can see right through him
    He ain't nothing but a hollow man

    Then came the day his cover was blown
    Their little Frankenstein monster got out of control
    So he looked to the ones who had saved him before
    Only to find that they'd changed all the locks on the doors

    The press circled in with blood in their eyes
    Each one wanting a piece of his shallow disguise
    And they cast him aside when from glory he fell
    Now he's just another bum with a story to tell

    (Chorus)
    Hey, he's less than zero
    The greater the height, the harder you land
    Ain't it hard when you find your hero
    Ain't nothing but a hollow man
  • Keef · 1 year ago
    I made an amendatory veto to a Tom Lehrer classic, "Lobachevsky":

    "One man deserves the credit, one man deserves the blame,
    and Milorad (no middle name) Blagojevich is his name!"
  • Mufasa · 1 year ago
    How about "I just can't wait to be king" from 'The Lion king'?
    Or the song Scar sings in that movie might work as well.
  • Declan McManus · 1 year ago
    " They think that I got no respect, but, everything means less than zero."
  • Louis G. Atsaves · 1 year ago
    "No Sugar Tonight" by the Guess Who.

    Lonely feeling, deep inside,
    Find a corner, where I can hide,
    Silent footsteps, crowding me,
    Sudden darkness, I can't see,

    No sugar tonight in my coffee,
    No sugar tonight in my tea,
    No sugar to stand beside,
    No sugar to run with me,
  • Old timer · 1 year ago
    What was that song Andy Griffith used to sing in the movie "A Face In The Crowd"?

    How about Karen Carpenter's "morning after" from The Poseidon Adventure?

    "Our House"-the CSNY version:
    "I'll light the fire, you place the documents in the shredder you bought today..."

    Wait, I have it: if it's not a Hannah Montana song, let it be the instrumental title theme from "Pee Wee's Big Adventure".
  • dc · 1 year ago
    Civil War by Guns N'Roses.
  • Anonymous · 1 year ago
    Your so Vain. Was it Carly Simon ?
  • Tootsie · 1 year ago
    Jailhouse Rock
  • Anon · 1 year ago
    (Just Give Me) Money, by the Beatles
  • sm · 1 year ago
    My Own Worst Enemy - Lit

    Back on the Chain Gang - the Pretenders
  • Seabiscuit · 1 year ago
    "Lido Shuffle" - Boz Scaggs
  • Siyotanka · 1 year ago
    Running on Empty
    by Jackson Browne
  • dc · 1 year ago
    "Working Class Dog" - Rick Springfield
  • Shallow Pharnyx · 1 year ago
    Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
  • If It Walks Like a Duck... · 1 year ago
    "Twenty first century schizoid man" by King Crimson

    Cats foot iron claw
    Neuro-surgeons scream for more
    At paranoias poison door.
    Twenty first century schizoid man.

    Blood rack barbed wire
    Polititians funeral pyre
    Innocents raped with napalm fire
    Twenty first century schizoid man.

    Death seed blind mans greed
    Poets starving children bleed
    Nothing hes got he really needs
    Twenty first century schizoid man.
  • Dooley Dudright · 1 year ago
    The ANTI-campaign song/lament:

    Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks -- "How Can I Miss You (When You Won't Go Away)?"

    I've talked to your mother and I've talked to your dad,
    They say they've tried but it's all in vain.
    I've begged and I've pleaded, I even got mad,
    Now we must face it, you give me a pain.

    Chorus:
    How can I miss you when you won't go away?
    I keep telling you day after day,
    But you won't listen, you always stay and stay,
    How can I miss you when you won't go away?
  • anon · 1 year ago
    the eve of destruction, or Burning Down the House
  • Yellow Dog Democrat · 1 year ago
    The Who: Won't Get Fooled Again

    "The change, it had to come
    We knew it all along
    We were liberated from the foe, that' all

    And the world looks just the same
    And history ain't changed
    'Cause the banners, they all flown in the last war

    I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
    Take a bow for the new revolution
    Smile and grin at the change all around me
    Pick up my guitar and play
    Just like yesterday
    Then I'll get on my knees and pray
    We don't get fooled again
    No, no!

    I'll move myself and my family aside
    If we happen to be left half alive
    I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
    For I know that the hypnotized never lie

    Do ya?

    There's nothing in the street
    Looks any different to me
    And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
    And the parting on the left
    Is now the parting on the right
    And the beards have all grown longer overnight

    [CHORUS]

    Meet the new boss
    Same as the old boss
    "
  • Courser · 1 year ago
    The one that the scarecrow sang in the Wizard of Oz..."if I only had a brain!"
  • rachel · 1 year ago
    Bang on the Drum All Day by Todd Rundgren
    "I don't want to work, I want to bang on the drum all day....."
  • What can I say? · 1 year ago
    I was thinking: One is the Loneliest Number, but he'll still have his sycophants.

    - Commonsense in Illinois - Thursday, Jan 24, 08 @ 12:24 pm:

    If Joe Lyons were in charge:
    “They’re coming to take me away, Ha Ha”

    Can’t recall who did this mid-60s classic.
    I'm looking at the 45. It says (N. Boneparte). That doesn't ring a bell with me, but it's on the label. Side B is the same song backwards.
  • pickles!! · 1 year ago
    "Money for nothing" by Dire Staits
    or
    "Taxman" by the Beatles
  • Bluefish · 1 year ago
    Since Walks like a duck brought up King Crimson (circa 1969), how about "Epitaph"?
    "Between the iron gates of fate,
    The seeds of time were sown,
    And watered by the deeds of those
    Who know and who are known;
    Knowledge is a deadly friend
    When no one sets the rules.
    The fate of all mankind I see
    Is in the hands of fools.

    Confusion will be my epitaph.
    As I crawl a cracked and broken path
    If we make it we can all sit back
    And laugh.
    But I fear tomorrow I’ll be crying,
    Yes I fear tomorrow I’ll be crying."

    Crack and broken path sounds like our roads without a capital bill.
  • Downstate weed chewing hick · 1 year ago
    "The Flim-Flam Man"
    by The Mother Love

    Everybody's talking about the Flim-Flam Man,
    how great it is to live without a worry in the world.
    Flim-Flam Man, you may fool everyone,
    and all you dream is so much fun;
    but can you really fool yourself?
  • Pot calling kettle · 1 year ago
    Sinkin' Soon - Norah Jones

    In a boat that's built of sticks and hay,
    We drifted from the shore,
    With a captain who's too proud to say,
    That he dropped the oar,
    Now a tiny hole has sprung a leak,
    In this cheap pontoon,
    Now the hull has started growing weak,
    And we're gonna be sinkin' soon.

    listen here:
    http://www.pbs.org/klru/austin
    /index.php?option=com_content&
    task=view&id=86&Itemid=155
  • No Peotone Airport · 1 year ago
    Kevin hits a home run on his first QOTD. Put him in the record book with Josh Fields and the other 97 major leaguers who pulled off that feat.

    This is great reading, SO MUCH good stuff! My nominations for best of the best:

    How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away? (Dooley Dudright)

    and

    Hollow Man (Southside Mike)

    Of course, it's still early. Let the hits keep coming!
  • Long-time Lurker · 1 year ago
    From the musical "Chicago" the song "Razzle Dazzle"

    Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
    Razzle Dazzle 'em
    Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
    And the reaction will be passionate
    Give 'em the old hocus pocus
    Bead and feather 'em
    How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

    What if your hinges all are rusting?
    What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?

    Razzle dazzle 'em
    And they'll never catch wise!

    Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle

    Razzle dazzle 'em
    Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous

    Row after row will crow vociferous

    Give 'em the old flim flam flummox
    Fool and fracture 'em

    How can they hear the truth above the roar?

    Throw 'em a fake and a finagle
    They'll never know you're just a bagel,

    Razzle dazzle 'em
    And they'll beg you for more!

    Give 'em the old double whammy
    Daze and dizzy 'em
    Back since the days of old Methuselah
    Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler

    Give 'em the old three ring circus
    Stun and stagger 'em
    When you're in trouble, go into your dance

    Though you are stiffer than a girder
    They'll let you get away with murder
    Razzle dazzle 'em
    And you've got a romance

    Give 'em the old
    Razzle Dazzle

    Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
    Razzle dazzle 'em
    Show 'em the first rate sorceror you are
    Long as you keep 'em way off balance
    How can they spot you've got no talent
    Razzle Dazzle 'em

    Razzle Dazzle 'em
    Razzle Dazzle 'em

    And they'll make you a star!
  • geezer · 1 year ago
    Send in the Clowns
  • If It Walks Like a Duck... · 1 year ago
    Let's try something contemporary, from the film "Once"

    Lies - Glen Hansard -

    I think it's time, we give it up
    And figure out what's stopping us
    From breathing easy, and talking straight
    The way is clear if you're ready now
    The volunteer is slowing down
    And taking time to save himself

    The little cracks they escalated
    And before you know it is too late
    For making circles and telling lies

    You're moving too fast for me
    And I can't keep up with you
    Maybe if you slowed down for me
    I could see you're only telling
    Lies, lies, lies
    Breaking us down with your
    Lies, lies, lies
    When will you learn

    The little cracks they escalated
    And before you know it is too late
    For making circles and telling lies

    You're moving too fast for me
    And I can't keep up with you
    Maybe if you'd slowed down for me
    I could see you're only telling
    Lies, lies, lies
    Breaking us down with your
    Lies, lies, lies
    When will you learn

    So plant the thought and watch it grow
    Wind it up and let it go
  • Rod sez I'm pork · 1 year ago
    It's My Party by Leslie Gore

    It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
    Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
    You would cry too if it happened to you
  • RobotRock · 1 year ago
    "Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me"
    -The Smiths
  • Concerned Voter · 1 year ago
    OK for those who remember 45's
    a side would have "Daydream Believer"
    b side would be "Hair"
  • Some Guy · 1 year ago
    "I Don't Care About You" by Fear.

    "Check's in the Mail" by Weird Al Yankovic.
  • Anon · 1 year ago
    "How Could You Believe Me"

    Words & Music by Alan Jay Lerner & Burton Lane



    How could you believe me when I said "I Love You"
    When you know I've been a liar all my life?
    I've had that reputation since I was a youth --
    You must have been insane to think I'd ever tell the truth.


    How could you believe me when I said "I Love You"
    When you know I've been a liar, a good for nothing liar,
    All my good for noth - in' life?
  • Opie · 1 year ago
    Stuck in the Middle With You

    Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
    I got the feeling that something ain't right,
    I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
    And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
    Clowns to the left of me,
    Jokers to the right, here I am,
    Stuck in the middle with you.

    Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
    And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
    It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
    Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
    Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
    Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

    Well you started out with nothing,
    And you're proud that you're a self made man,
    And your friends, they all come crawlin,
    Slap you on the back and say,
    Please.... Please.....

    Trying to make some sense of it all,
    But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
    Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
    'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
    Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
    Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

    Well you started out with nothing,
    And you're proud that you're a self made man,
    And your friends, they all come crawlin,
    Slap you on the back and say,
    Please.... Please.....

    Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
    I got the feeling that something ain't right,
    I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
    And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
    Clowns to the left of me,
    Jokers to the right, here I am,
    Stuck in the middle with you,
    Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
    Stuck in the middle with you.
  • Disgusted · 1 year ago
    "Money" from Cabaret and

    "If You Got the Money, Honey, I've Got the Time."

    and

    "If I Only Had a Brain" from Wizard of OZ
  • 45RPM · 1 year ago
    For his self-absorption, "Mirror in the Bathroom" by English Beat or the cover by Madness:
    "Mirror in the bathroom
    please talk free
    The door is locked
    just you and me.
    Can I take you to a restaurant
    that's got glass tables
    You can watch yourself
    while you are eating.
    Mirror in the bathroom
    I just can't stop it,
    Every Saturday you see me
    window shopping.
    Find no interest in the
    racks and shelves
    Just a thousand reflections
    of my own sweet self, self, self...
    Mirror in the bathroom
    You're my mirror in the bathroom
    You're my mirror in the bathroom
    You're my mirror in the bathroom...
    Mirror in the bathroom
    recompense
    For all my crimes
    of self defense.
    Cures you whisper
    make no sense
    Drift gently into
    mental illness.
    Mirror in the bathroom
    please talk free
    The door is locked
    just you and me.
    Can I take you to a restaurant
    that's got glass tables
    You can watch yourself
    while you are eating.
    Mirror in the bathroom
    Mirror in the bathroom..."

    BTW, speaking mof crazy people, "They're coming to take me away", attributed to Napoleon the 14th, is actually sung by Norman Greenbaum, of "Spirit In The Sky" fame. One and the same.

    Suggestion for another future QOTD: what would be their choice of video game for Blago and each of the constitutionalss to play? I think Madigan would be all over Civ IV, Emil seems like a Halo 3 guy, ("I'm a WARRIOR!!!) but Rod would play The Sims (Sim Government?) or Leisure Suit Larry.

    And his skills at diplomacy and statesmanship can be summed up in two famous words: "Leeeeeroy Jenkins!!!!!!!".
  • Rebekah · 1 year ago
    "You Spin Me Right 'Round, (Like a Record)"
  • Establishment Republican · 1 year ago
    "Nobody's Perfect" by Hannah Montana

    (unlike the Governor, I had to look these lyrics up)

    "Sometimes I work a scheme
    But then it flips on me
    Dosen't turn out how I planned
    gets stuck in quick sand
    No problem, can be solved
    Once I get involved
    I try to be delicate
    Then crash right into it
    But my intentions are good{yeah yeah yeah}
    Sometimes just mis-understood"
  • Lifetime Saluki · 1 year ago
    In honor of plak8...Sidestep...video says it all..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mNDHTfdn1A
  • Tollway Dan · 1 year ago
    If I Only Had ...... a Brain

    I could while away the hours
    Conferrin' with the flowers
    Consultin' with the rain
    And my head, I'd be scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.

    I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
    For any individ'le
    In trouble or in pain
    With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
    You could be another Lincoln,
    If you only had a brain.
    Oh, I could tell you why
    The ocean's near the shore,
    I could think of things I never thunk before
    And then I'd sit and think some more.
    I would not be just a nuffin'
    My head all full of stuffin'
    My heart all full of pain.
    I would dance and be merry
    Life would be a ding-a-derry
    If I only had a brain--Whoa!
  • God's Country · 1 year ago
    Creep - Radiohead

    But I'm a creep
    I'm a weirdo
    What the hell am I doing here?
    I don't belong here
  • hibhab · 1 year ago
    Material Girl - Madonna

    Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
    I think theyre o.k.
    If they dont give me proper credit
    I just walk away
  • Arthur Andersen · 1 year ago
    Stop the contest, Captain. Hannah takes the taco.

    Can't you see a commercial with the SpinSisters in Hannah wigs and say, Jimmy DeLeo in a Billy Ray Cyrus wig?

    That would be hard to top..
  • The Dude · 1 year ago
    "Should I Stay or Should I Go?"-The Clash
  • anon · 1 year ago
    We are the Champions, Queen
  • Dailey's Dice · 1 year ago
    I'm A Loser ~ Lennon/McCartney

    I'm a loser
    I'm a loser
    And I'm not what I appear to be

    Of all the love I have won or have lost
    there is one love I should never have crossed
    She was a girl in a million, my friend
    I should have known she would win in the end

    I'm a loser
    And I lost someone who's near to me
    I'm a loser
    And I'm not what I appear to be

    Although I laugh and I act like a clown
    Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
    My tears are falling like rain from the sky
    Is it for her or myself that I cry

    I'm a loser
    And I lost someone who's near to me
    I'm a loser
    And I'm not what I appear to be

    What have I done to deserve such a fate
    I realize I have left it too late
    And so it's true, pride comes before a fall
    I'm telling you so that you won't lose all

    I'm a loser
    And I lost someone who's near to me
    I'm a loser
    And I'm not what I appear to be
  • Dailey's Dice · 1 year ago
    I'm A Loser - Lennon/McCartney
    Lyrics:
    I'm a loser
    I'm a loser
    And I'm not what I appear to be

    Of all the love I have won or have lost
    there is one love I should never have crossed
    She was a girl in a million, my friend
    I should have known she would win in the end

    I'm a loser
    And I lost someone who's near to me
    I'm a loser
    And I'm not what I appear to be

    Although I laugh and I act like a clown
    Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
    My tears are falling like rain from the sky
    Is it for her or myself that I cry

    I'm a loser
    And I lost someone who's near to me
    I'm a loser
    And I'm not what I appear to be

    What have I done to deserve such a fate
    I realize I have left it too late
    And so it's true, pride comes before a fall
    I'm telling you so that you won't lose all

    I'm a loser
    And I lost someone who's near to me
    I'm a loser
    And I'm not what I appear to be
  • Poolside @ Hotel Abiza · 1 year ago
    S.I.N. - Ozzy Osbourne, Zakk Wylde, Randy Castillo

    A psycho driver twisted in my head
    Silence broken, but there's nothing said
    I got a nightmare from a fantasy
    Will the voices ever set me free
    I can hear'em, I can hear'em
    Someone wake me when it's over
    I can see'em, I can see'em
    I can see'em over and over again
    I saw it happening like deja-vu
    They tried to tell me, but they couldn't get through
    In my head I hear the voices scream
    I need someone to tell me what it means

    Whoa - Who turned off the lights ?
    Whoa - A shadow in the night
    Whoa - It wasn't meant to be
    I can't tak this alone
    Don't leave me on my own tonight
    Oh no I can't take it alone
    Don't leave me on my own tonight
    Shattered dreams lay next to broken glass
    I wonder if tonight will be my last
    I need an angel who can rescue me
    To save me from my mental symphony

    Whoa - Who turned off the lights ?
    Whoa - A shadow in the night
    Whoa - It wasn't meant to be
    I can't take this alone
    Don't leave me on my own tonight
    No, no I can't take it alone
    Don't leave me on my own tonight