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<rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>CapitolFax.com - Latest Comments in Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfaxcom.disqus.com/</link><description>None</description><atom:link href="https://capitolfaxcom.disqus.com/question_of_the_day_504/latest.rss" rel="self"></atom:link><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:25:40 -0000</lastBuildDate><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141063</link><description>&lt;p&gt;S.I.N. - Ozzy Osbourne, Zakk Wylde, Randy Castillo&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A psycho driver twisted in my head&lt;br&gt;Silence broken, but there's nothing said&lt;br&gt;I got a nightmare from a fantasy&lt;br&gt;Will the voices ever set me free&lt;br&gt;I can hear'em, I can hear'em&lt;br&gt;Someone wake me when it's over&lt;br&gt;I can see'em, I can see'em&lt;br&gt;I can see'em over and over again&lt;br&gt;I saw it happening like deja-vu&lt;br&gt;They tried to tell me, but they couldn't get through&lt;br&gt;In my head I hear the voices scream&lt;br&gt;I need someone to tell me what it means&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whoa - Who turned off the lights ?&lt;br&gt;Whoa - A shadow in the night&lt;br&gt;Whoa - It wasn't meant to be&lt;br&gt;I can't tak this alone&lt;br&gt;Don't leave me on my own tonight&lt;br&gt;Oh no I can't take it alone&lt;br&gt;Don't leave me on my own tonight&lt;br&gt;Shattered dreams lay next to broken glass&lt;br&gt;I wonder if tonight will be my last&lt;br&gt;I need an angel who can rescue me&lt;br&gt;To save me from my mental symphony&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whoa - Who turned off the lights ?&lt;br&gt;Whoa - A shadow in the night&lt;br&gt;Whoa - It wasn't meant to be&lt;br&gt;I can't take this alone&lt;br&gt;Don't leave me on my own tonight&lt;br&gt;No, no I can't take it alone&lt;br&gt;Don't leave me on my own tonight&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Poolside @ Hotel Abiza</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:25:40 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141062</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I'm A Loser - Lennon/McCartney&lt;br&gt;Lyrics: &lt;br&gt;I'm a loser &lt;br&gt;I'm a loser &lt;br&gt;And I'm not what I appear to be&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Of all the love I have won or have lost &lt;br&gt;there is one love I should never have crossed &lt;br&gt;She was a girl in a million, my friend &lt;br&gt;I should have known she would win in the end&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'm a loser &lt;br&gt;And I lost someone who's near to me &lt;br&gt;I'm a loser &lt;br&gt;And I'm not what I appear to be&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Although I laugh and I act like a clown &lt;br&gt;Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown &lt;br&gt;My tears are falling like rain from the sky &lt;br&gt;Is it for her or myself that I cry&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'm a loser &lt;br&gt;And I lost someone who's near to me &lt;br&gt;I'm a loser &lt;br&gt;And I'm not what I appear to be&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What have I done to deserve such a fate &lt;br&gt;I realize I have left it too late &lt;br&gt;And so it's true, pride comes before a fall &lt;br&gt;I'm telling you so that you won't lose all&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'm a loser &lt;br&gt;And I lost someone who's near to me &lt;br&gt;I'm a loser &lt;br&gt;And I'm not what I appear to be&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Dailey's Dice</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:24:38 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141061</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I'm A Loser ~ Lennon/McCartney&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'm a loser &lt;br&gt;I'm a loser &lt;br&gt;And I'm not what I appear to be&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Of all the love I have won or have lost &lt;br&gt;there is one love I should never have crossed &lt;br&gt;She was a girl in a million, my friend &lt;br&gt;I should have known she would win in the end&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'm a loser &lt;br&gt;And I lost someone who's near to me &lt;br&gt;I'm a loser &lt;br&gt;And I'm not what I appear to be&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Although I laugh and I act like a clown &lt;br&gt;Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown &lt;br&gt;My tears are falling like rain from the sky &lt;br&gt;Is it for her or myself that I cry&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'm a loser &lt;br&gt;And I lost someone who's near to me &lt;br&gt;I'm a loser &lt;br&gt;And I'm not what I appear to be&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What have I done to deserve such a fate &lt;br&gt;I realize I have left it too late &lt;br&gt;And so it's true, pride comes before a fall &lt;br&gt;I'm telling you so that you won't lose all&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'm a loser &lt;br&gt;And I lost someone who's near to me &lt;br&gt;I'm a loser &lt;br&gt;And I'm not what I appear to be&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Dailey's Dice</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:24:12 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141059</link><description>&lt;p&gt;We are the Champions, Queen&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">anon</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:03:11 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141057</link><description>&lt;p&gt;"Should I Stay or Should I Go?"-The Clash&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">The Dude</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:34:54 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141054</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Stop the contest, Captain. Hannah takes the taco.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Can't you see a commercial with the SpinSisters in Hannah wigs and say, Jimmy DeLeo in a Billy Ray Cyrus wig?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;That would be hard to top..&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Arthur Andersen</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:40:07 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141052</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Material Girl - Madonna&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me&lt;br&gt;I think theyre o.k.&lt;br&gt;If they dont give me proper credit&lt;br&gt;I just walk away&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">hibhab</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:23:33 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141050</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Creep - Radiohead&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But I'm a creep&lt;br&gt;I'm a weirdo&lt;br&gt;What the hell am I doing here?&lt;br&gt;I don't belong here&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">God's Country</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:33:56 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141049</link><description>&lt;p&gt;If I Only Had ...... a Brain&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I could while away the hours&lt;br&gt;Conferrin' with the flowers&lt;br&gt;Consultin' with the rain&lt;br&gt;And my head, I'd be scratchin'&lt;br&gt;While my thoughts were busy hatchin'&lt;br&gt;If I only had a brain.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'd unravel ev'ry riddle&lt;br&gt;For any individ'le&lt;br&gt;In trouble or in pain&lt;br&gt;With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'&lt;br&gt;You could be another Lincoln,&lt;br&gt;If you only had a brain.&lt;br&gt;Oh, I could tell you why&lt;br&gt;The ocean's near the shore,&lt;br&gt;I could think of things I never thunk before&lt;br&gt;And then I'd sit and think some more.&lt;br&gt;I would not be just a nuffin'&lt;br&gt;My head all full of stuffin'&lt;br&gt;My heart all full of pain.&lt;br&gt;I would dance and be merry&lt;br&gt;Life would be a ding-a-derry&lt;br&gt;If I only had a brain--Whoa!&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Tollway Dan</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:21:57 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141048</link><description>&lt;p&gt;In honor of plak8...Sidestep...video says it all..&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mNDHTfdn1A" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mNDHTfdn1A"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watc...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Lifetime Saluki</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:58:10 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141046</link><description>&lt;p&gt;"Nobody's Perfect" by Hannah Montana&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(unlike the Governor, I had to look these lyrics up)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"Sometimes I work a scheme&lt;br&gt;But then it flips on me&lt;br&gt;Dosen't turn out how I planned&lt;br&gt;gets stuck in quick sand&lt;br&gt;No problem, can be solved&lt;br&gt;Once I get involved&lt;br&gt;I try to be delicate&lt;br&gt;Then crash right into it&lt;br&gt;But my intentions are good{yeah yeah yeah}&lt;br&gt;Sometimes just mis-understood"&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Establishment Republican</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:21:47 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141044</link><description>&lt;p&gt;"You Spin Me Right 'Round, (Like a Record)"&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Rebekah</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:16:06 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141042</link><description>&lt;p&gt;For his self-absorption, "Mirror in the Bathroom" by English Beat or the cover by Madness:&lt;br&gt;"Mirror in the bathroom&lt;br&gt;please talk free&lt;br&gt;The door is locked&lt;br&gt;just you and me.&lt;br&gt;Can I take you to a restaurant&lt;br&gt;that's got glass tables&lt;br&gt;You can watch yourself&lt;br&gt;while you are eating.&lt;br&gt;Mirror in the bathroom&lt;br&gt;I just can't stop it,&lt;br&gt;Every Saturday you see me&lt;br&gt;window shopping.&lt;br&gt;Find no interest in the&lt;br&gt;racks and shelves&lt;br&gt;Just a thousand reflections&lt;br&gt;of my own sweet self, self, self...&lt;br&gt;Mirror in the bathroom&lt;br&gt;You're my mirror in the bathroom&lt;br&gt;You're my mirror in the bathroom&lt;br&gt;You're my mirror in the bathroom...&lt;br&gt;Mirror in the bathroom&lt;br&gt;recompense&lt;br&gt;For all my crimes&lt;br&gt;of self defense.&lt;br&gt;Cures you whisper&lt;br&gt;make no sense&lt;br&gt;Drift gently into&lt;br&gt;mental illness.&lt;br&gt;Mirror in the bathroom&lt;br&gt;please talk free&lt;br&gt;The door is locked&lt;br&gt;just you and me.&lt;br&gt;Can I take you to a restaurant&lt;br&gt;that's got glass tables&lt;br&gt;You can watch yourself&lt;br&gt;while you are eating.&lt;br&gt;Mirror in the bathroom&lt;br&gt;Mirror in the bathroom..."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;BTW, speaking mof crazy people, "They're coming to take me away", attributed to Napoleon the 14th, is actually sung by Norman Greenbaum, of "Spirit In The Sky" fame.  One and the same.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Suggestion for another future QOTD: what would be their choice of video game for Blago and each of the constitutionalss to play?  I think Madigan would be all over Civ IV,  Emil seems like a Halo 3 guy,  ("I'm a WARRIOR!!!) but Rod would play The Sims (Sim Government?) or Leisure Suit Larry.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And his skills at diplomacy and statesmanship can be summed up in two famous words:  "Leeeeeroy Jenkins!!!!!!!".&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">45RPM</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:15:09 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141040</link><description>&lt;p&gt;"Money" from Cabaret            and&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"If You Got the Money, Honey, I've Got the Time."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;and&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"If I Only Had a Brain"  from Wizard of OZ&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Disgusted</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:59:56 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141038</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Stuck in the Middle With You&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well I don't know why I came here tonight,&lt;br&gt;I got the feeling that something ain't right,&lt;br&gt;I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,&lt;br&gt;And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,&lt;br&gt;Clowns to the left of me,&lt;br&gt;Jokers to the right, here I am,&lt;br&gt;Stuck in the middle with you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,&lt;br&gt;And I'm wondering what it is I should do,&lt;br&gt;It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,&lt;br&gt;Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,&lt;br&gt;Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,&lt;br&gt;Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well you started out with nothing,&lt;br&gt;And you're proud that you're a self made man,&lt;br&gt;And your friends, they all come crawlin,&lt;br&gt;Slap you on the back and say,&lt;br&gt;Please.... Please.....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Trying to make some sense of it all,&lt;br&gt;But I can see that it makes no sense at all,&lt;br&gt;Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,&lt;br&gt;'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore&lt;br&gt;Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,&lt;br&gt;Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well you started out with nothing,&lt;br&gt;And you're proud that you're a self made man,&lt;br&gt;And your friends, they all come crawlin,&lt;br&gt;Slap you on the back and say,&lt;br&gt;Please.... Please.....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well I don't know why I came here tonight,&lt;br&gt;I got the feeling that something ain't right,&lt;br&gt;I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,&lt;br&gt;And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,&lt;br&gt;Clowns to the left of me,&lt;br&gt;Jokers to the right, here I am,&lt;br&gt;Stuck in the middle with you,&lt;br&gt;Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,&lt;br&gt;Stuck in the middle with you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Opie</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:50:57 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141036</link><description>&lt;p&gt;"How Could You Believe Me"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Words &amp;amp; Music by Alan Jay Lerner &amp;amp; Burton Lane&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;How could you believe me when I said "I Love You"&lt;br&gt;When you know I've been a liar all my life?&lt;br&gt;I've had that reputation since I was a youth --&lt;br&gt;You must have been insane to think I'd ever tell the truth.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;How could you believe me when I said "I Love You"&lt;br&gt;When you know I've been a liar, a good for nothing liar,&lt;br&gt;All my good for noth - in' life?&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Anon</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:49:02 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141034</link><description>&lt;p&gt;"I Don't Care About You" by Fear.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"Check's in the Mail" by Weird Al Yankovic.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Some Guy</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:42:15 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141033</link><description>&lt;p&gt;OK for those who remember 45's&lt;br&gt;a side would have "Daydream Believer"&lt;br&gt;b side would be "Hair"&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Concerned Voter</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:41:30 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141030</link><description>&lt;p&gt;"Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me" &lt;br&gt;-The Smiths&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RobotRock</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:34:30 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141028</link><description>&lt;p&gt;It's My Party by Leslie Gore&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It's my party and I'll cry if I want to&lt;br&gt;Cry if I want to, cry if I want to&lt;br&gt;You would cry too if it happened to you&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Rod sez I'm pork</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:07:24 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141026</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Let's try something contemporary, from the film "Once"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lies - Glen Hansard -&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think it's time, we give it up&lt;br&gt;And figure out what's stopping us&lt;br&gt;From breathing easy, and talking straight&lt;br&gt;The way is clear if you're ready now&lt;br&gt;The volunteer is slowing down&lt;br&gt;And taking time to save himself&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The little cracks they escalated&lt;br&gt;And before you know it is too late&lt;br&gt;For making circles and telling lies&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You're moving too fast for me&lt;br&gt;And I can't keep up with you&lt;br&gt;Maybe if you slowed down for me&lt;br&gt;I could see you're only telling&lt;br&gt;Lies, lies, lies&lt;br&gt;Breaking us down with your&lt;br&gt;Lies, lies, lies&lt;br&gt;When will you learn&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The little cracks they escalated&lt;br&gt;And before you know it is too late&lt;br&gt;For making circles and telling lies&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You're moving too fast for me&lt;br&gt;And I can't keep up with you&lt;br&gt;Maybe if you'd slowed down for me&lt;br&gt;I could see you're only telling&lt;br&gt;Lies, lies, lies&lt;br&gt;Breaking us down with your&lt;br&gt;Lies, lies, lies&lt;br&gt;When will you learn&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So plant the thought and watch it grow&lt;br&gt;Wind it up and let it go&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">If It Walks Like a Duck...</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:05:16 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141025</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Send in the Clowns&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">geezer</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:53:58 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141023</link><description>&lt;p&gt;From the musical "Chicago" the song "Razzle Dazzle"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Give 'em the old razzle dazzle&lt;br&gt;Razzle Dazzle 'em&lt;br&gt;Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it&lt;br&gt;And the reaction will be passionate&lt;br&gt;Give 'em the old hocus pocus&lt;br&gt;Bead and feather 'em&lt;br&gt;How can they see with sequins in their eyes?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What if your hinges all are rusting?&lt;br&gt;What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Razzle dazzle 'em&lt;br&gt;And they'll never catch wise!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Razzle dazzle 'em&lt;br&gt;Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Row after row will crow vociferous&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Give 'em the old flim flam flummox&lt;br&gt;Fool and fracture 'em&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;How can they hear the truth above the roar?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Throw 'em a fake and a finagle&lt;br&gt;They'll never know you're just a bagel,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Razzle dazzle 'em&lt;br&gt;And they'll beg you for more!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Give 'em the old double whammy&lt;br&gt;Daze and dizzy 'em&lt;br&gt;Back since the days of old Methuselah&lt;br&gt;Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Give 'em the old three ring circus&lt;br&gt;Stun and stagger 'em&lt;br&gt;When you're in trouble, go into your dance&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Though you are stiffer than a girder&lt;br&gt;They'll let you get away with murder&lt;br&gt;Razzle dazzle 'em&lt;br&gt;And you've got a romance&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Give 'em the old&lt;br&gt;Razzle Dazzle&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle&lt;br&gt;Razzle dazzle 'em&lt;br&gt;Show 'em the first rate sorceror you are&lt;br&gt;Long as you keep 'em way off balance&lt;br&gt;How can they spot you've got no talent&lt;br&gt;Razzle Dazzle 'em&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Razzle Dazzle 'em&lt;br&gt;Razzle Dazzle 'em&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And they'll make you a star!&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Long-time Lurker</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:13:59 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141022</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Kevin hits a home run on his first QOTD.  Put him in the record book with Josh Fields and the other 97 major leaguers who pulled off that feat.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is great reading, SO MUCH good stuff!  My nominations for best of the best:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away? (Dooley Dudright)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;and&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hollow Man (Southside Mike)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Of course, it's still early.  Let the hits keep coming!&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">No Peotone Airport</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:55:56 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Question of the Day</title><link>http://capitolfax.com/2008/01/24/question-of-the-day-460/#comment-18141021</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Sinkin' Soon - Norah Jones&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In a boat that's built of sticks and hay,&lt;br&gt;We drifted from the shore,&lt;br&gt;With a captain who's too proud to say,&lt;br&gt;That he dropped the oar,&lt;br&gt;Now a tiny hole has sprung a leak,&lt;br&gt;In this cheap pontoon,&lt;br&gt;Now the hull has started growing weak,&lt;br&gt;And we're gonna be sinkin' soon.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;listen here:&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.pbs.org/klru/austin" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" title="http://www.pbs.org/klru/austin"&gt;http://www.pbs.org/klru/austin&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;/index.php?option=com_content&amp;amp;&lt;br&gt;task=view&amp;amp;id=86&amp;amp;Itemid=155&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Pot calling kettle</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:51:02 -0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>