Comtroller Hynes reacts after accidentally sitting on Gov. Quinn's veto stamp.
AGforLife
· 5 months ago
Pinch me I think I'm dreaming
Cheswick
· 5 months ago
"They call me Dan-O."
Quinn The Eskimo
· 5 months ago
A payment? Ha! Try back in six months.
Smile
· 5 months ago
"I need to be more animated? You mean like this?"
Old Shepherd
· 5 months ago
I vant to suck your blooood!!!
Abe's Ghost
· 5 months ago
You put your hat right in you take your hat right out you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about.
wordslinger
· 5 months ago
You can put it on the booooaaadrrrrddddd, yes!
One of the 35
· 5 months ago
Comptroller does "Curious George" imitation.
SouthernIL
· 5 months ago
HOLY COW!!! I believe this is the year! for the Cubs to win the World Series!! Gotta be....I'm thinking of running for Governor!!
Dznuts
· 5 months ago
"Where is that Peterson guy on my staff? I need to tweet something. Get him in here!"
HoosierDaddy
· 5 months ago
"The doctor says I have a split personality. Then he lays a bill for $82 on me. So I pay him $41 and I says, get the other 41 bucks from the other guy!"
47th Ward
· 5 months ago
"...and their act is called the Aristocrats!"
anon
· 5 months ago
Hello. My name is Dan Hynes and I'm the Illinois Comptroller. You are currently listening tpo me speak.
Winner
· 5 months ago
"What? I thought we had already printed the Illinois GAAP Accounting Handbook for the month of July! Get me Taylor right now!"
Kicker
· 5 months ago
Ouch! Mike Madigan just kicked me!!!
Taxman
· 5 months ago
What do you mean you DONT think I can WIN???
I. Raymon
· 5 months ago
You see, you need to get them to pay into the funeral fund BEFORE they die... I tried it the other way first, and after three years of that, I can tell you, it just doesn't work as well, trust me.
Crystal Clear
· 5 months ago
"Could I interest you in a pre-need funeral plan?"
Dudeman
· 5 months ago
I write that checks that make the young girls cry. I write the checks, I write the checks.....
OT
· 5 months ago
"Oh, Danny boy, the polls, the polls are calling. . ."
Arthur Andersen
· 5 months ago
"Kroger, your Delta pledge name is..Pinto."
Jaded
· 5 months ago
Comptroller Dan Hynes reacts to staff reports that Governor Pat Quinn is holding another press conference.
After the press conference he was overheard asking his senior campaign staff this question; "It can't really be this easy can it?"
Blogger2
· 5 months ago
If this is what the inside of a jail cell looks like, I may rethink this idea of being Governor.
Will County Woman
· 5 months ago
What?!?! Pat Quinn is going to sign the capital bill!?!?!?!
Third Generation Chicago Nativ
· 5 months ago
How do I veto?
VanillaMan
· 5 months ago
"This is an exciting day! I had some black pepper on my soft boiled egg today, and dog-gone it, if I didn't put some of that artificial sweetner in that hot cup of joe this morning! You know, the pink stuff, not the blue - so I'm kinda buzzed with all that caffeine and Sweet'n Low....and I'm all giddy and it could be the instant oatmeal flavor I selected this morning...it was crazy brown sugar and cinnamon...I don't normally take my oats with so much flavor, but I just couldn't help myself...am I talking too much? Oh crazy me! I'm just feeling alive!"
MrJM
· 5 months ago
Dan Hynes: Boring Like a Fox!
Little Lucy
· 5 months ago
It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, A beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine?...
It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood, A neighborly day for a beauty. Would you be mine? Could you be mine?...
I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you. I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.
So, let's make the most of this beautiful day. Since we're together we might as well say: Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you please, Won't you please? Please won't you be my neighbor?
Will County Woman
· 5 months ago
What?!?!?! Pat Quinn is willing to accept a 5 month budget?!?!?!
zatoichi
· 5 months ago
Sham-wow holds 10 times its weight. Hold on, we'll double the offer........
Amy
· 5 months ago
I'm Dan Hynes and I have no power to do anything.
Anon
· 5 months ago
Look, my earring matches my tie!
anon
· 5 months ago
I am just horrified that my cemetery auditors never caught Chicago Burr Oak Cemetery over the last 4 years disintering and piling up hundreds of bodies for profit!!
John Doe
· 5 months ago
Hynd: She did? Honest? You mean that I can finally try raising some campaign cash! Gee, what should I be? A cowboy or maybe a fireman? Barack is already President so I can't be that. Hmmmm? Governor sounds like it could be fun. Do you think that Lisa will change her mind again?
All Comments
DAD!!! CAN I DO THAT? HUH? HUH?
you take your hat right out
you do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself about.
After the press conference he was overheard asking his senior campaign staff this question; "It can't really be this easy can it?"
A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?...
It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood,
A neighborly day for a beauty.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?...
I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.
So, let's make the most of this beautiful day.
Since we're together we might as well say:
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you please,
Won't you please?
Please won't you be my neighbor?