http://capitolfaxcom.disqus.com/NoneenFri, 10 Jul 2009 07:37:01 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238410<p>Hynd: She did? Honest? You mean that I can finally try raising some campaign cash! Gee, what should I be? A cowboy or maybe a fireman? Barack is already President so I can't be that. Hmmmm? Governor sounds like it could be fun. Do you think that Lisa will change her mind again?</p>John DoeFri, 10 Jul 2009 07:37:01 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238409<p>I am just horrified that my cemetery auditors never caught Chicago Burr Oak Cemetery over the last 4 years disintering and piling up hundreds of bodies for profit!!</p>anonFri, 10 Jul 2009 01:05:33 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238408<p>Look, my earring matches my tie!</p>AnonThu, 09 Jul 2009 21:22:00 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238407<p>I'm Dan Hynes and I have no power to do anything.</p>AmyThu, 09 Jul 2009 18:01:31 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238406<p>Sham-wow holds 10 times its weight. Hold on, we'll double the offer........</p>zatoichiThu, 09 Jul 2009 17:52:19 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238405<p>What?!?!?! Pat Quinn is willing to accept a 5 month budget?!?!?!</p>Will County WomanThu, 09 Jul 2009 17:15:02 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238404<p>It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,<br>A beautiful day for a neighbor.<br>Would you be mine?<br>Could you be mine?...</p><p>It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood,<br>A neighborly day for a beauty.<br>Would you be mine?<br>Could you be mine?...</p><p>I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.<br>I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.</p><p>So, let's make the most of this beautiful day.<br>Since we're together we might as well say:<br>Would you be mine?<br>Could you be mine?<br>Won't you be my neighbor?<br>Won't you please,<br>Won't you please?<br>Please won't you be my neighbor?</p>Little LucyThu, 09 Jul 2009 17:00:07 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238403<p>Dan Hynes: Boring Like a Fox!</p>MrJMThu, 09 Jul 2009 16:29:46 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238402<p>"This is an exciting day! I had some black pepper on my soft boiled egg today, and dog-gone it, if I didn't put some of that artificial sweetner in that hot cup of joe this morning! You know, the pink stuff, not the blue - so I'm kinda buzzed with all that caffeine and Sweet'n Low....and I'm all giddy and it could be the instant oatmeal flavor I selected this morning...it was crazy brown sugar and cinnamon...I don't normally take my oats with so much flavor, but I just couldn't help myself...am I talking too much? Oh crazy me! I'm just feeling alive!"</p>VanillaManThu, 09 Jul 2009 16:22:44 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238401<p>How do I veto?</p>Third Generation Chicago NativThu, 09 Jul 2009 16:17:33 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238400<p>What?!?! Pat Quinn is going to sign the capital bill!?!?!?!</p>Will County WomanThu, 09 Jul 2009 15:47:55 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238399<p>If this is what the inside of a jail cell looks like, I may rethink this idea of being Governor.</p>Blogger2Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:38:48 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238398<p>Comptroller Dan Hynes reacts to staff reports that Governor Pat Quinn is holding another press conference.</p><p>After the press conference he was overheard asking his senior campaign staff this question; "It can't really be this easy can it?"</p>JadedThu, 09 Jul 2009 15:32:07 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238397<p>"Kroger, your Delta pledge name is..Pinto."</p>Arthur AndersenThu, 09 Jul 2009 15:31:28 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238396<p>"Oh, Danny boy, the polls, the polls are calling. . ."</p>OTThu, 09 Jul 2009 15:23:14 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238395<p>I write that checks that make the young girls cry. I write the checks, I write the checks.....</p>DudemanThu, 09 Jul 2009 15:14:16 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238394<p>"Could I interest you in a pre-need funeral plan?"</p>Crystal ClearThu, 09 Jul 2009 15:10:33 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238392<p>You see, you need to get them to pay into the funeral fund BEFORE they die... I tried it the other way first, and after three years of that, I can tell you, it just doesn't work as well, trust me.</p>I. RaymonThu, 09 Jul 2009 15:08:22 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238391<p>What do you mean you DONT think I can WIN???</p>TaxmanThu, 09 Jul 2009 14:59:23 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238390<p>Ouch! Mike Madigan just kicked me!!!</p>KickerThu, 09 Jul 2009 14:53:36 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238389<p>"What? I thought we had already printed the Illinois GAAP Accounting Handbook for the month of July! Get me Taylor right now!"</p>WinnerThu, 09 Jul 2009 14:48:54 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238388<p>Hello. My name is Dan Hynes and I'm the Illinois Comptroller. You are currently listening tpo me speak.</p>anonThu, 09 Jul 2009 14:36:17 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238387<p>"...and their act is called the Aristocrats!"</p>47th WardThu, 09 Jul 2009 14:33:33 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238386<p>"The doctor says I have a split personality. Then he lays a bill for $82 on me. So I pay him $41 and I says, get the other 41 bucks from the other guy!"</p>HoosierDaddyThu, 09 Jul 2009 14:18:00 -0000http://capitolfax.com/2009/07/09/question-of-the-day-775/#comment-18238385<p>"Where is that Peterson guy on my staff? I need to tweet something. Get him in here!"</p>DznutsThu, 09 Jul 2009 13:59:47 -0000