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For those of us that are in a car at that time, could you tell us what chicagoland radio station might carry this.
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1. Parade some constituents that have supposedly been helped by Rod.
2. Quote some poetry or part of history.
3. Confusion will ensue between one or more of the lawyers and Rod.
4. His hair will stand perfectly still.
5. Mention that the Senate Trial is a railroad job or sham.
6. Run in place at the podium
7. Drop an "f" bomb
I do not know for sure, but I would imagine that WLS 890 will run the statement.
-- He will quote Keats or some other dead British poet
-- He is going to blame someone else
-- He will have on stage with him someone under the age of 10 and over the age of 65
If I were a news director for a TV station I would have the tape of his January 9th statement ready to go where he said "I look forward to the Senate trial where I will be treated fairly" - etc. HA! What a LIAR!
I dunno about that. The Senate is getting swamped with calls from the nationals. And this is a great story, too hard to pass up.
So expect him to tell us a more polished version of what he trial-ballooned this morning. Expect him to offer his strongest political arguments before Monday's trial. This weekend he will be testing the waters for a public reaction to what he says this afternoon.
If indications are clear, to him, that today's version of his story is a flop, Rod Blagojevich will resign before the trial.
The first article titled "Getting Caught for Being a Corrupt Politician" - great picture. Almost as good as the one with that teacher and the money from last week, which is almost as good as the Blago / Nixon picture, which is almost as good as the "Blagojevich Sucks" picture . .
On behalf of the citizens of Illinois I have a statement I would like to make in response to the Governor's statement today - it goes like this:
"No, I promise you Christopher Kelly will not be indicted"
"Anyone can tape record me, I invite you!"
"I will veto any tax increase (except for the $17 billion Gross Receipts Tax which would have crippled our state's economy)"
Not sure about that, but I'm pretty sure he has no other job offers. ;)
Smells like he's drummin up support for either a book, movie, or national pundit...
"Thank you all for cominng today, I want to take this time to clear up a few things; I beleive the senate impeachment is a sham, and I do not recognize their authority to do so.
I have fired my press secretary, who did an outstanding job, but have replaced my entire press office with Baghdad Bob who really has a full grasp of this situation and Baghdad Bob will be available during this unconstitutional process.
The First Lady was not fired, as reported by the 'in the senate pocket' media, she chose to follow another career path.
I have asked my legal team to work closely with anyone in the Obama Administration who has said the words, 'Governor Blagojevich' at any point in their adult life. Tehy will cleanse me of these legislative demons.
As I was pressed for time when swearing in the new Illinois Senate, I will be made available for all senate members for photos in recognition and celebration of their swearing-in. It will take place Monday, between 9am and 9:03am.
Seeing no questions, I will leave you and to quote someone I find a great person in history, whom I find great solace when times are dark, and you know you have sunshine on your side, 'was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?' Thank you Bluto for crystalizing my thoughts.
Bagdad Bob?"
"This concludes the Governor's press conference"
Cameras arriving now. I guess that's interest.
He'll say, "these are the people who can prove my innocence, but the Senate won't let me call them." And then he'll suggest reporters talk to those people and ask how they dare support such an unfair process.
And then he'll read a poem. I suggest "Where the Sidewalk Ends" by Shel Silverstein, just for flavor.
It's not just a story it's a trainwreck. Watching the meltdown is fascinating stuff--especially to those outside the ILL who wonder how he is still in office. Think of the crash: from being reelected governor and dreaming of a presidential bid, watching someone else from your city actually do it while FBI keeps showing up on your caller ID, then you're arrested, impeached and soon-to-be-tried. Your kids are most probably bewildered and scared, your wife is now unemployed and disliked, and you soon will be too with no job prospects in a down economy and tons of debt on your house. *pop*
Pepperdine and Northwestern should be offended.
Rod should remember the immortal words of Ralph Cramdan, your going to see the same people on the way up and you do on the way down-
and they ain't so nice as the feds.
10) Rod gives an exhibition on proper stretching techniques to avoid muscle strains while jogging.
9) Introduces Emil Jones as the New appointment to the Chicago Water District.
8) Announces a new "capitol program" for Milton Patterson's district.
7) Comes out dressed as Abe Lincoln and recites the lyrics to "Eye of the Tiger" then declares is "Survivor Day" in Illinois.
6) Has a spokesman crouch into a catchers position, pulls a baseball out of his jacket pocket and then shows reporters that "his arm still has some life in it". Then angles for a spot on the Cubs rotation saying "my screwball is unhittable."
5) Debut of his new clothing line. "Blago Wear"
4) Announces his intention to run for Mayor of Levenworth Kansas.
3) Walks in wearing a shirt that says "If a*****s were airplanes, this place would be an airport."
2) Says he was reading Capitol Fax Blog and appreciates all the hard work that Rich Miller has put into covering this injust impeachment. Therefore to honor Rich Miller he has through executive order declared Abe Lincolns Log cabin home, the "Blog Cabin".
1) Answers every question with the response "Both Teams played hard."
Sort of like Andy Kaufman's entire career. If you view it as performance art, it's a lot more tolerable.
http://chicagoist.com/2009/01/23/ald_dick_mell_...
Yeah, but Andy Kaufman didn't control payments to state agencies.
On the other hand, Rod married into his career, an ascension that began largely - if not entirely - because of Dick Mell. The political ascension of someone marrying into the Bush, Daley or Kennedy families would be a much more apt comparison for Hot Rod, although he'd probably be appalled at the thought.
Never mind, gotta go clean up the coffee......
Let's pretend he is right and answer his question correctly too.
When he gets those lawmakers mad, they’ll trump up a bunch of stuff with phony rules, not allow him to bring witnesses, they’ll make accusations, and they’ll throw him out of office too.
What protects a governor from a possible situation as described by Blagojevich? What he essentially says isn't incorrect. An angered legislature can throw out a governor - even an elected one. They can run amok. The impeachment process isn't strict. Yet we usually see an angered legislature not throw out a governor, don't we. Impeachment is rare.
What is impeaching Blagojevich, but not past or most likely, future governors, is not just an angered legislature. Nor the charges. It is a governor who is so extraordinarily bad, the legitimacy and mandates given to him by voters as late as November 2007 were spent and the debit remaining so huge, Blagojevich had no sources of support to keep him in office after his arrest. Blagojevich had been living on borrowed political time since May 2005. Other inept or governors hated by the GA had enough political capital to prevent an impeachment.
There is always a threat of impeachment, or recall. Even Ronald Reagan faced a recall attempt while serving as governor of California. Gray Davis was just re-elected before he faced a successful recall. Without political support, Blagojevich couldn't be elected. Without political support, Blagojevich couldn't prevent himself from being impeached. These are political processes, not criminal ones. Charges can be trumped up. It doesn't matter.
Governors are important. Bad governors damage their states. Impeachment allows the political will to remove a governor when they fail. That is why Clinton was found not guilty after his impeachment, and why Blagojevich will join Evan Meacham of Arizona among a very short list of impeached public officials.
And that is why the list of impeached governors convicted during a Senate trial is so short.
"When a true genius appears, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in a confederacy against him."
Carbon deforestation, that picture is hilarious! Guess that's what happens when Children's Memorial Hospital doesn't get its money.
http://www.jossip.com/getting-caught-for-being-...
I smell a caption contest brewing...
As in "If I wasn't so busy working for the people, I would go over right now and lay hands on that child. I'd command him to wake up, and catch that darn kitty that is always running from me."
Curious why this hasn't received more media scrutiny.
"They're taking me out with an escort about, and under a sergeant's care;
I am humbled indeed, for I'm 'cuffed to a Swede that thinks he's a millionaire.
But it's all Gospel true what I'm telling to you . . . "
Falsely imprisoned poet.
There once was a Gov called "Crazy"
Ran his kingdom from inside his home
He had a perfect hair dome
Quoted Nixon, or any poem
But with regards to the truth Blago was hazy